With a lisp like he has, a mustache needed to be grown. Being a NFL Hall of Fame offensive lineman wasn’t enough.
Dan Dierdorf
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Monthly Archives: December 2007
Ned Flanders
This friendly neighbor to the Simpsons pulls off the mustache nicely, even if it’s animated. 
Larry Csonka
The Pro Football Hall of Famer and former host of American Gladiators was born to have a steesh. 
John R. Bolton
You don’t serve as U.S Ambassador to the United Nations without having a nice political push broom
Alan Jackson
Music doesn’t come from the soul, it comes from the steesh. 
Mike D’Antoni
Professional basketball coach with a professional steesh 
Dale Earnhardt
He was called the Intimidator not because of his driving skills, but because of his steesh. 
Pablo Escobar
Norman Chad
Sports writer & Poker announcer, this man has a trimmed up awning 
Michael Irvin
Pro Football Hall of Famer, former(current?) cokehead, and a steesh man. 
Dennis Franz
How else do you think a big fat ugly guy got a starring role on a hit TV show? (Hint: It’s the tickler above his lip)
Bill Cowher
Bill Cowher, also known as “The Chin,” led the Steelers to a Super Bowl win. Real Super Bowl MVP that year? His steesh. 
Sherman Hemsley
The only way to move on up is to grow yourself a cookie duster. 
Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a lip hamster that looks this good. 
Mike Maddux
Sure his brother Greg is a lock for the Baseball Hall of Fame, but this steesh is almost good enough to be in the Steesh Hall of Fame. And don’t kid yourself, that’s all that matters to the Maddux family and the rest of the world. Fuck Greg. 
Jeff VanVonderen
Author and appears on the show Intervention. Meth problem? The wise knowledge from this man’s steesh cures all.
Kurt Rambis
The all-out hustler, quintessential team player got all of his energy from his steesh. 
Theodore Roosevelt
To run a country like a man, you have to look the part. 
Carl Weathers
Rumor has it that he only got the part of Apollo Creed in the Rocky movies because of his neatly trimmed steesh.
Robert Goulet
Singer, Actor, and a Steesh man. The World misses your steesh, Robert Goulet.
Joseph Stalin
Even a ruthless dictator will sport a steesh.
Artur Jorge
Legendary soccer coach with a legendary lip awning.
Ross Grimsley
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Obviously from the 70s, this Poodle Mop/Steesh combo is sweet. The creepy cat eyes are just an added bonus
Dave Wannstedt
Wanny’s steesh isn’t perfect, but steeshes are not all about perfection. Some are to notify parents to keep their children away.
Keith Hernandez
Perfect steesh. The only reason why he won NL MVP in 1979 was because of his Steesh. I’m Keith Hernandez.
