This Emergency Moustache is the perfect remedy for steeshes lost to family weddings and job interviews.
Announced as the AL MVP just days after winning the AL Cy Young, Justin Verlander is no stranger to a steesh. He can frequently be seen sporting the Van Dyke – a goatee with a disconnected mustache. I googled “is a goatee technically a mustache.” So congratulations Justin for getting me to google that.
On Joe Rogan’s album “Talking Monkeys in Space” he had a track called “Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice.” So here is a picture of Joe Rogan with a steesh crafted from Dr. Phil’s mustache.
Also, at a time when it has been announced that Community will be taken off the air, it’s only fitting that NBC brings back Fear Factor. “We know what our viewers want, and we aren’t going to give it to them,” an NBC executive probably said.
I just came across an older article that says some male mollies grow mustaches because they are “attractive to female mollies and may represent a sexually selected trait.” That’s where I stopped reading because I’m sure the rest of the article was filled with facts like, “fish live and breath underwater.”
Sunday Night TV Steesh: Jack Huston as Richard Harrow on Boardwalk Empire. It’s not every day you see a half man/half mask steesh.
On a more serious note, I consider myself to be an above average googler but have yet to be able to find this mask for purchase. If anyone knows where to buy it, please let me know.
A tattoo parlor is providing these little steesh tattoos for women, as a way to support Movember. For $15 you can show future interviewers why they should hire someone else. Pictured is Harriet Tutton, who one day will realize she could have just donated that $15.
If you’re watching football today, you’ve seen this guy 15 times already. It’s
everyone’s favorite the Dish Network Cowboy. Imagine how much chili he gets caught in that thing.
An actor who looks an awful lot like Will Shortz. He’s been in a lot of things I’ve never heard of, but is fantastic as Uncle Jack on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Uncle Jack : It’ll be fun, you know, you and me…..pallin’ around…gettin nuts! Goin’ crazy….
Charlie : I’m not doin’ any kinda…crazy things you want me to do with you uncle jack…
Uncle Jack : It’s stuff that relatives do, we’ll share the room charlie…
Charlie : I don’t wanna share the room with you dude, cause I will spend the whole night wide awake just like when I was a kid and you tried to share my room
Uncle Jack : You ever seen wrestlin’ on television?
Charlie : I am well aware of what wrestling is, it’s just not what uncles do to their nephews! I’m outta here!
Uncle Jack : Hey I’ll call you later
Charlie : I know you will!
Hall of Fame baseball player who played for the Boston Beaneaters (beaneaters!). His signature must come with magical powers because someone is going to pay $100k for it.
John Gregg is running for Governor of Indiana in 2012 and apparently running as a member of the Steesh party. Unfortunately I don’t vote in Indiana, but I will be writing him in for President.
They say there is no denying genius. Or maybe I just made that up. Either way you’re going to want to see this.
Two steeshes don’t make a right, but they do make a very interesting campaign video.