This Emergency Moustache is the perfect remedy for steeshes lost to family weddings and job interviews.
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Monthly Archives: November 2011
Will Smith
The Fresh Prince was fresh for two reasons:
- Mustache
- Denim Velcro Hat
Joe Montana
Quarterback; Hall of Famer; Wearer of Hanes
Justin Verlander
Announced as the AL MVP just days after winning the AL Cy Young, Justin Verlander is no stranger to a steesh. He can frequently be seen sporting the Van Dyke – a goatee with a disconnected mustache. I googled “is a goatee technically a mustache.” So congratulations Justin for getting me to google that.
Squirrel Steesh
Adding a steesh to this picture is probably the only way to make it better.
What If They Grew A Steesh: Joe Rogan
On Joe Rogan’s album “Talking Monkeys in Space” he had a track called “Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice.” So here is a picture of Joe Rogan with a steesh crafted from Dr. Phil’s mustache.
Also, at a time when it has been announced that Community will be taken off the air, it’s only fitting that NBC brings back Fear Factor. “We know what our viewers want, and we aren’t going to give it to them,” an NBC executive probably said.
Male Mexican Mollie Fish Grow Mustaches
I just came across an older article that says some male mollies grow mustaches because they are “attractive to female mollies and may represent a sexually selected trait.” That’s where I stopped reading because I’m sure the rest of the article was filled with facts like, “fish live and breath underwater.”
Jack Huston
Sunday Night TV Steesh: Jack Huston as Richard Harrow on Boardwalk Empire. It’s not every day you see a half man/half mask steesh.
On a more serious note, I consider myself to be an above average googler but have yet to be able to find this mask for purchase. If anyone knows where to buy it, please let me know.
David Zayas
Sunday night TV steesh. David Zayas plays Sgt. Angel Batista on Dexter.
Tattoo Steeshes for the Women
A tattoo parlor is providing these little steesh tattoos for women, as a way to support Movember. For $15 you can show future interviewers why they should hire someone else. Pictured is Harriet Tutton, who one day will realize she could have just donated that $15.
Dish Network Cowboy
If you’re watching football today, you’ve seen this guy 15 times already. It’s everyone’s favorite the Dish Network Cowboy. Imagine how much chili he gets caught in that thing.
Luis Guzman
Luis Guzman with Arnold Schwarzeneggernager, for some reason.
Chester Arthur
On November 18, 1886, former President Chester Alan Arthur died of complications from a debilitating kidney ailment. A moment of silence please.
Typestaches
A Girl Named Tor made a poster just for you! If you like it, you can buy it here. Put in the code “STEESH” when ordering and you will get no money off your total.
Andrew Friedman
Not the Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations for the Tampa Bay Rays
An actor who looks an awful lot like Will Shortz. He’s been in a lot of things I’ve never heard of, but is fantastic as Uncle Jack on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Uncle Jack : It’ll be fun, you know, you and me…..pallin’ around…gettin nuts! Goin’ crazy….
Charlie : I’m not doin’ any kinda…crazy things you want me to do with you uncle jack…
Uncle Jack : It’s stuff that relatives do, we’ll share the room charlie…
Charlie : I don’t wanna share the room with you dude, cause I will spend the whole night wide awake just like when I was a kid and you tried to share my room
Uncle Jack : You ever seen wrestlin’ on television?
Charlie : I am well aware of what wrestling is, it’s just not what uncles do to their nephews! I’m outta here!
Uncle Jack : Hey I’ll call you later
Charlie : I know you will!
Will Shortz
Crossword puzzle editor for the New York Times; Heartbreaker in that shirt
What If They Grew A Steesh: Justin Bieber
This is for all the Justin Bieber fans that will never even see this blog, and my cousin Bryan.
Mike “King” Kelly
Hall of Fame baseball player who played for the Boston Beaneaters (beaneaters!). His signature must come with magical powers because someone is going to pay $100k for it.
Warren Brusstar
Pitcher; World Series Champion; Robin Williams hairy
Conrad Dobler
Played in the NFL; Voted Dirtiest player of All-Time; Kicked Merlin Olsen in the head
John Gregg – A Politician We Can Trust
John Gregg is running for Governor of Indiana in 2012 and apparently running as a member of the Steesh party. Unfortunately I don’t vote in Indiana, but I will be writing him in for President.
Moustair – A New Breed of Steesh
They say there is no denying genius. Or maybe I just made that up. Either way you’re going to want to see this.
What If They Grew A Steesh: Rico Rodriguez
This just looks right.
With bonus GIFs:
Jesse Ventura
Wrestler; Actor; Governor; Current resident of Mexico
Mark Block & Herman Cain
Two steeshes don’t make a right, but they do make a very interesting campaign video.
