Monthly Archives: December 2011

Idris Elba

Idris Elba played Stringer Bell on The Wire. Although he mainly went with the goatee in the show, he is not stranger to the steesh.

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Andre Royo

Andre Royo played the lovable junkie, Bubbles, on The Wire. Even as a heroin addict, Bubbles found the time to keep a respectable steesh. I’ve never been to Baltimore, but I’m starting to think every guy has a mustache.

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Clarke Peters

Clarke Peters played Lester Freeman on The Wire. Yesterday I started watching Season 5 of The Wire and I’m convinced I can find a week’s worth of characters with steeshes. I don’t see any reason I shouldn’t try.

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Michael K. Williams

Michael K. Williams played Omar Little on The Wire. And that’s all you need to know.

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Santa Claus

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Samuel L. Jackson

Today is Samuel L. Jackson’s 63rd birthday. I imagine tonight he will be screaming at the candles on a cake until the flames go out. Here’s a nice video of him screaming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=UPHuE5pDlEs

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Ron Swanson Dancing

This is how I feel about my impending four-day weekend. Hooray for Jesus!

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Karl Malone

With the NBA starting up on Sunday, I’m going to try to post some old NBA steeshes and new ones if I can find any. Karl Malone must regret taking this picture every single day of his life.

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Timothy Olyphant

In my many women’s opinion, Timothy Olyphant is the most hansom man on TV.  I personally would kiss him on the lips if I had a chance have no opinion of him other than he’s a good actor with a … Continue reading

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Aaron Ruell

Aaron Ruell played Kip in Napoleon Dynamite, which is set to return as a cartoon early next year. My 19-year-old self would be very excited about this, but as it stands I might check out the first episode with very … Continue reading

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Boris Karloff

Boris Karloff is probably most famous for portraying the monster in the 1931 version of Frankenstein, but he is also the voice of the Grinch in the 1966 TV short How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Every year when I remember … Continue reading

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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is reprising his role as Ethan Hunt in the fourth installment of Mission Impossible, this one entitled Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. It’s probably a decent movie and it will make a lot of money over the next … Continue reading

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Rob Wells

Rob Wells played Ricky on the Canadian series Trailer Park Boys. The show lasted 7 seasons with a couple of movies mixed in along the way. If you’ve never seen it, you really should check it out. It is hilarious. … Continue reading

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Richard Hamilton-Harrow

The first thing I thought of when I heard Richard “Rip” Hamilton was joining the Chicago Bulls was that he would probably want to try to give himself a new image. After 2 years in turmoil in Detroit, following 8 years of … Continue reading

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Mustache Egg Fryer

If you’ve ever woken up and thought, “I want eggs, but only if they are shaped like a mustache,” this Mustache Egg Fryer is what you need. This is the third gift idea I’ve posted this week. As you may … Continue reading

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Michael C. Hall

Michael C. Hall plays the title character on Dexter. He plays a serial killer who kills other serial killers. Dexter really gets a thrill out of it. He keeps little blood slides of the people he kills. Last weekend there was a … Continue reading

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Tony Sparano

As head coach of the Miami Dolphins, Tony Sparano has led his team to 18 wins over the last 45 games. The Packers are probably going to win 19 out of 19 games this year alone, so it’s no wonder … Continue reading

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Dickey Simpkins

Dickey Simpkins won 3 NBA Championships rings in the mid 90′s for the Chicago Bulls. When asked about Dickey, Michael Jordan once (probably) said, “who?” He now is an analyst for women’s college basketball on ESPN, and that’s why you … Continue reading

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Mustache Magnet

Continuing with the mustache gift series, here is a Mustache Magnet that would annoy please anyone. This isn’t just a cute little mustache magnet you can throw on a picture to make it look the like person has a steesh. This thing is … Continue reading

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Louis CK

Many people might argue that Louis CK has more of goatee than a mustache, but I’m the only person posting these god damn things so get off my back. Louie is one of the best shows on TV so if … Continue reading

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What If They Grew A Steesh – Derek Jeter

It’s been reported that Derek Jeter is having one night stands and then sending the women(?) home with gift baskets filled with Jeter memorabilia - the highlight being a signed baseball. I guess if you’re going to be an asshole you might as … Continue reading

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Morgan Spurkock

In 2004, Morgan Spurlock attempted suicide by eating only McDonalds for 30 days. During that time he gained 24.5 pounds. Doctors have studied his medical reports and have concluded that the only thing that saved his life was his mustache.

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Jim Varney

The only Jim Varney movie worth my time is Ernest Goes to Camp. Yesterday, while on my computer, I looked up and found I was watching The Beverly Hillbillies movie. After that I quickly found the remote and turned the … Continue reading

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Mustache Straw

Christmas, Hanukka and Kwanzaa are all right around the corner. If you have to buy a gift for someone who likes kick-ass presents, why not get them some of these Stache Straws.

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What If They Grew A Steesh – Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson has somehow tricked everyone into forgetting that it’s normal to gain weight when they are pregnant. I’m sure some women use Weight Watchers to slim down after pregnancy, but Jessica Simpson will now get paid $3 million to … Continue reading

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