Carlos Villanueva is a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. He’s had a terrific start to the season thus far and it has absolutely everything to do with his stylish steesh. It’s refreshing to see a nice mustache on an MLB player after having to look at Joba Chamberlain and Ian Desmond during spring training.
Who is going to win the Super Bowl? Well it’s all up to Joe Flacco. Last year he had a pretty nice mustache and he went and shaved it off for some reason. If he comes out with a steesh on Sunday I’m betting all my money ($11) on the Ravens.
Orville Wright and his brother who-cares-what-his-name-is-since-he-has-no-mustache Wilbur were the first to invent steeshcraft controls that made fixed-steesh powered facial hair possible. Orville volunteered to test it when Wilbur said he was too afraid. Orville’s courage earned him the respect of men and affection of women.
This lady is the creepiest part of Ghostbusters, even before she is possessed by a ghost. She still haunts me til this day. Just as Bruce Wayne had to confront his fear of bats to become Batman, I will confront my fear of the creepy librarian to become Creepy Librarian Man.
My goal was to get a picture of Andy Griffith with a mustache and I ended up with this. It appears that he stayed cleanly shaven his whole life. We don’t have to agree that it is the best look, but he had the right to do so. Then I searched for a picture of Don Knotts with a mustache. I figured his sidekick could stand in for him on this sad day. No go either. I didn’t want to add a mustache to a picture of Andy because it seems rude to do to someone who has just passed away, and I didn’t want to upset his ghost. That made me think of Ghostbusters, and so here we are.
Rest in Peace Andy Griffith. Don’t be a disruptive ghost and you’ll do fine in the afterlife.
Lennon is probably best known for his role as Jim Dangle in the show Reno: 911!, but he is also a very successful screenwriter and script doctor. Most of his screenplays are written in collaboration with Ben Garant.
Their films have earned over $1.4 billion at the worldwide box office. Considering one of those movies is Herbie Fully Loaded, 1.4 Billion is even more impressive.
In 2011, Garant and Lennon released a book about writing for film called Writing Movies for Fun and Profit: How We Made a Billion Dollars at The Box Office and You Can Too
I really liked Weird Al when I was a kid. His songs kept me entertained for hours. I lost interested as I grew older but I’ve heard him interviewed recently and he seems like a nice guy. Paul F. Tompkins also told a great story in his last hour special about meeting Weird Al for the first time. I suggest you check out Laboring Under Delusions as it’s good, and Paul has a nice steesh himself.
If you’ve ever thought Mitt Romney Needs a Mustache, then you’re going to like this.
Gene Hackman was a good actor. He retired in 2006 and has actually stuck to it. He’s been in a lot of good movies, but when I think of him I immediately picture the disgusting chain-smoking guy from Heartbreakers, which is a better movie than you remember.
Ron is celebrating my vacation today. Steeshes to return Monday.
I came across The Decline of the Mustache while trying to find some mustaches for you ungrateful faithful readers. It had a picture of Ron Swanson so I immediately was drawn to it.
For those of you who don’t have plans this weekend, you can now plan on not seeing New Years Eve, which opens today. If you haven’t seen any of the commercials for this movie, here are the top billed cast as they appear on google movies: Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Jon Bon Jovi, Abigail Breslin, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges.
If that list of “actors” isn’t enough of a reason for you not to go, you’re not going to find one.
Here is a resource for someone that would like to tell the world they aren’t interested in what other people think of them, but they aren’t able to grow a mustache.
Nicolas Cage and his steesh were on a Serbian textbook.
If I ever cook meth it’s because of Walter White, and except for the possibility of explosion it seems like easy money.
Happy Thanksgiving from everyone at Steeshes. When you google “first Thanksgiving”, this is one of the first pictures that comes up. It proves without a shadow of a doubt that 100% of the Pilgrim men at the first Thanksgiving feast had a mustache.
The Fresh Prince was fresh for two reasons:
On Joe Rogan’s album “Talking Monkeys in Space” he had a track called “Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice.” So here is a picture of Joe Rogan with a steesh crafted from Dr. Phil’s mustache.
Also, at a time when it has been announced that Community will be taken off the air, it’s only fitting that NBC brings back Fear Factor. “We know what our viewers want, and we aren’t going to give it to them,” an NBC executive probably said.
I just came across an older article that says some male mollies grow mustaches because they are “attractive to female mollies and may represent a sexually selected trait.” That’s where I stopped reading because I’m sure the rest of the article was filled with facts like, “fish live and breath underwater.”
On November 18, 1886, former President Chester Alan Arthur died of complications from a debilitating kidney ailment. A moment of silence please.
A Girl Named Tor made a poster just for you! If you like it, you can buy it here. Put in the code “STEESH” when ordering and you will get no money off your total.
NBA Commissioner David Stern when he had some authority.
I just came across this picture of David Stern and something tells me that if he was still wearing his mustache the NBA season would be in full swing right now with a BRI split of 75/25 favoring the owners.
Update 12/9/11: He’s completely lost it and we all know why… grow that shit back, David!
