I’m kind of bummed that it took me this long to realize that Mt. Rushmore is a whiskered cliff. Of course the mustached likeness of Theodore Roosevelt was carved into the granite cliff that is now known as Mount Rushmore
David Axelrod, President Barack Obama’s senior strategist, said he would shave his mustache if Obama lost Pennsylvania, Minnesota or Michigan. He didn’t. Now Axelrod is offering to shave his mustache on live TV if he can raise $1 Million for epilepsy research by Nov. 30th.
I hope he raises the money because it seems like he really wants to shave his mustache. If this idea fails I hope he can bring himself to shave his mustache anyway on Dec. 1st just like every other normal guy – in his bathroom, alone, while listening to Linger by The Cranberries,