It’s not every day you hear “mustache” and “kids” in the same sentence without it being followed by “police were then contacted.” Today that changes. It’s a Mobile made of a variety of colorful steeshes with the uncomfortably creepy name “Mr. Moustache.” You can buy one at the above link, but I wouldn’t because the website is in German and I like my identity as it is.
I just came across this picture of David Stern and something tells me that if he was still wearing his mustache the NBA season would be in full swing right now with a BRI split of 75/25 favoring the owners.
Update 12/9/11: He’s completely lost it and we all know why… grow that shit back, David!