Announced as the AL MVP just days after winning the AL Cy Young, Justin Verlander is no stranger to a steesh. He can frequently be seen sporting the Van Dyke – a goatee with a disconnected mustache. I googled “is a goatee technically a mustache.” So congratulations Justin for getting me to google that.
On Joe Rogan’s album “Talking Monkeys in Space” he had a track called “Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice.” So here is a picture of Joe Rogan with a steesh crafted from Dr. Phil’s mustache.
Also, at a time when it has been announced that Community will be taken off the air, it’s only fitting that NBC brings back Fear Factor. “We know what our viewers want, and we aren’t going to give it to them,” an NBC executive probably said.
I just came across an older article that says some male mollies grow mustaches because they are “attractive to female mollies and may represent a sexually selected trait.” That’s where I stopped reading because I’m sure the rest of the article was filled with facts like, “fish live and breath underwater.”