For those of you who don’t have plans this weekend, you can now plan on not seeing New Years Eve, which opens today. If you haven’t seen any of the commercials for this movie, here are the top billed cast as they appear on google movies: Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Jon Bon Jovi, Abigail Breslin, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges.

If that list of “actors” isn’t enough of a reason for you not to go, you’re not going to find one.