The only Jim Varney movie worth my time is Ernest Goes to Camp. Yesterday, while on my computer, I looked up and found I was watching The Beverly Hillbillies movie. After that I quickly found the remote and turned the channel.
Christmas, Hanukka and Kwanzaa are all right around the corner. If you have to buy a gift for someone who likes kick-ass presents, why not get them some of these Stache Straws.
Jessica Simpson has somehow tricked everyone into forgetting that it’s normal to gain weight when they are pregnant. I’m sure some women use Weight Watchers to slim down after pregnancy, but Jessica Simpson will now get paid $3 million to do so.
Paying her to lose weight when she most certainly would have anyway is like someone paying me to cry at the end of Titanic.