Continuing with the mustache gift series, here is a Mustache Magnet that would
annoy please anyone. This isn’t just a cute little mustache magnet you can throw on a picture to make it look the like person has a steesh. This thing is over 2 feet long!
I recommend buying it for anyone who takes the decorating of their refrigerator too seriously. After all, it’s just there to keep your hot dogs from spoiling.
Many people might argue that Louis CK has more of goatee than a mustache, but I’m the only person posting these god damn things so get off my back. Louie is one of the best shows on TV so if I want to put him on this site and say his goatee is a mustache, I’m going to say his goatee is a mustache.
You can also buy his new stand up special for $5 on his website if you can get the page to load before you throw your computer off of a wall like I did after 10 attempts.
It’s been reported that Derek Jeter is having one night stands and then sending the women(?) home with gift baskets filled with Jeter memorabilia – the highlight being a signed baseball. I guess if you’re going to be an asshole you might as well be a conceded one.
In 2004, Morgan Spurlock attempted suicide by eating only McDonalds for 30 days. During that time he gained 24.5 pounds. Doctors have studied his medical reports and have concluded that the only thing that saved his life was his mustache.