Many people might argue that Louis CK has more of goatee than a mustache, but I’m the only person posting these god damn things so get off my back. Louie is one of the best shows on TV so if I want to put him on this site and say his goatee is a mustache, I’m going to say his goatee is a mustache.

You can also buy his new stand up special for $5 on his website if you can get the page to load before you throw your computer off of a wall like I did after 10 attempts.