Daily Archives: December 14, 2011

Michael C. Hall

Michael C. Hall plays the title character on Dexter. He plays a serial killer who kills other serial killers. Dexter really gets a thrill out of it. He keeps little blood slides of the people he kills. Last weekend there was a dream sequence where he made out with his sister on the show, who is actually Hall’s ex-wife in real life. Still, this is the creepiest I’ve ever seen him look.

Tony Sparano

As head coach of the Miami Dolphins, Tony Sparano has led his team to 18 wins over the last 45 games. The Packers are probably going to win 19 out of 19 games this year alone, so it’s no wonder that Tony is finally getting axed.

It’s not all bad news for Sparano. He’s been coaching football for 27 years so I’m sure he’ll land on his steesh with another job soon.