Paul F. Tompkins is a human being who tells jokes and does fun voices. You might have seen him in Mr. Show, Best Week Ever, or as wikipedia puts it, when he “starred in P.T. Anderson‘s There Will Be Blood (2007) as a character named Prescott.”
If none of these shows are ringing a bell for you, why not get a TV?
You might also know him from the podcast world. If you have listened to a podcast in the last 3 years, it doesn’t matter which one, you have heard him. Even if you didn’t know it was him. Trust me. You can keep saying you haven’t heard him, but you have. You can trust me.
Look, let’s stop fighting and just agree that this guy has a nice cookie duster, ok?
I made a Steeshbook page a few months ago, but haven’t really done much to publicize it. It now has a nice collection of posts on it, so I think it’s worth following. You’ll get the same updates you would on twitter without those pesky spambots that “want to sex with you, with much love.”
Please share this link with anyone you think might enjoy it. The more followers I get, the more money I make ($0.00 per follower).
I once said I could watch Michael Cera read the newspaper and I would probably get a few laughs out of it. With that being said, I have to admit this is not a good look for him. It’s a great look for him.
Seal, who has just a ridiculously long name, is reportedly divorcing his supermodel wife of six years, Heidi Klum. It looks like Seal might be trying to go incognito with this fake mustache I just photoshopped on him, but as you can see the white women have wasted no time following him around now that he is available again.