I don’t think I’ll have time to make any posts today, so here is some Ron Swanson (my favorite placeholder).
Ron F@%king Swanson
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Monthly Archives: February 2012
Calumet 412 is a Steesh Heaven
I came across a tumblr page the other day called Calumet 412. It’s a great feed of historic pictures throughout Chicago and the surrounding areas. There was some sort of rule before the advent of color film that if you wanted to be photographed you had to have a mustache. Here are some of my favorites, but check out the site for all them.
Jeff Samardzija
It appears that Jeff Samardzija doesn’t give a shit about what people think of him. That’s a good thing because he’s on the Cubs.
Jaleel White
Jaleel White is famous for playing Steve Urkel (and Stefan Urquelle) on the 1990’s TGIF masterpiece, Family Matters. The show was watchable, but it didn’t hold the test of time like a Boy Meets World or Step by Step.
Jaleel seems like he was able to navigate the potentially horrifying life of a post childhood star, but he just agreed to be on Dancing with the Stars so that’s still to be decided.
He’ll probably be doing a lot of this:
What If They Grew A Steesh – Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie is being criticized for her odd pose at the Academy Awards yesterday. I guess people don’t like a woman who is proud of the way she looks.
Mike Helton
Mike Helton is the president of NASCAR. He looks the part.
Prince
From what I’ve read, this is a fake mugshot. The mustache is real though, and that’s all we care about here.
Macaulay Culkin
I have no idea what Macaulay Culkin did to get arrested, but my guess is “walking around, looking like a pervert” was the official charge.
Jeffrey Dahmer
Jeffrey Dahmer murdered 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991, with the majority of the murders occurring between 1987 and 1991. His murders involved rape, dismemberment, necrophilia and cannibalism. On November 28, 1994, he was beaten to death by an inmate at the Columbia Correctional Institution, where he had been incarcerated. Enjoy your nightmares.
Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr. was sporting a mustache at the Academy Awards last night. He also managed to make a segment with Gwyneth Paltrow watchable, so he’s ok in my book.
Jean Dujardin
Congratulations to Jean Dujardin’s mustache for winning the Oscar for Best Actor. Is anyone seeing a theme?
Christopher Plummer
Congratulations to Christopher Plummer’s mustache for winning the Oscar for best supporting actor.
Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper has a pretty nice steesh going at the Academy Awards tonight. I guess he’s had it for a while as this picture is from the Golden Globes.
50,000+ Mustache Fans
We hit our 50,000 visitor today. Thanks for everyone who has enjoyed our catalogue of steeshes. We’ll keep posting them if you keep looking at them.
Special thanks to the Steesh Wednesday Group. Without you this site wouldn’t exist. It would probably exist under a more search-friendly name, and we would have way more visitors. But thanks anyway.
If you enjoy what we’ve got here, please follow us on twitter and facebook and tell your friends.
Steve Jobs
Today is Steve Jobs’ birthday. He would have been 56. I bet you a lot of Apple fans are making kick-ass tributes to him using their macbooks or ipads. I’m just posting this picture of him with a mustache.
Lance Berkman
Lance Berkman, the duck-waddling outfielder/first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals, has reported to camp with a pretty nice steesh. It may very well be fake, as I’m pretty sure his hair was added to this image with Microsoft Paint.
Mustache Style Guide
From The Art of Manliness, a steesh style guide.
Vincent Schiavelli
Vincent Schiavelli was a character actor with an impressive list of credits. You may have seen him in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Batman, Ghost or your nightmares.
Kirk Fox
For some reason I got it in my mind that Geoff Ogilvy looks like Kirk Fox. I was way off. Kirk has a nice steesh going though. He is a comedian who has appeared on Parks and Recreation. He was also on Terriers, which had one viewer – my brother.
Geoff Ogilvy
Geoff Ogilvy is a PGA golfer. Geoff Ogilvy has a mustache now. Geoff Ogilvy is now living every guy’s dream.
Kevin Connolly
Kevin Connolly was on Entourage. A lot of people give those guys a bad wrap because that was one of those shows where it’s the same shit happening over and over. But you still watched. Also, don’t forget that he was in Angus, so he can do whatever he wants for the rest of his life.
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling is flat out handsome. Some people think if you are a straight guy it’s not acceptable to say another man is unbelievably good looking. I’m not one of those guys. I think if someone is good looking you say that person is good looking. It’s not all about sex people. It probably helps that he has a mustache in this picture.
Steesh Look-a-Likes: Leslie David Baker & Jerome “Doc” Louis
Jerome “Doc” Louis
Jerome “Doc” Louis, Mac’s trainer, should round out the NES Punchout mustache crew, as we posted Von Kaiser back in 2008. Doc always had an inspirational word for Mac, and was one hell of bicyclist.
Bonus video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW3UoN15fPs
Soda Popinski
Staying with today’s theme of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, this is Soda Popinksi. And sticking with Nintendo’s stereotypes, he is from the USSR and his original name was Vodka Drunkenski.
