Monthly Archives: February 2012

Ron F@%king Swanson

I don’t think I’ll have time to make any posts today, so here is some Ron Swanson (my favorite placeholder).

Calumet 412 is a Steesh Heaven

I came across a tumblr page the other day called Calumet 412. It’s a great feed of historic pictures throughout Chicago and the surrounding areas. There was some sort of rule before the advent of color film that if you wanted to be photographed you had to have a mustache. Here are some of my favorites, but check out the site for all them.

Jaleel White

Jaleel White is famous for playing Steve Urkel (and Stefan Urquelle) on the 1990’s TGIF masterpiece, Family Matters. The show was watchable, but it didn’t hold the test of time like a Boy Meets World or Step by Step.

Jaleel seems like he was able to navigate the potentially horrifying life of a post childhood star, but he just agreed to be on Dancing with the Stars so that’s still to be decided.

He’ll probably be doing a lot of this:

Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer murdered 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991, with the majority of the murders occurring between 1987 and 1991. His murders involved rape, dismemberment, necrophilia and cannibalism. On November 28, 1994, he was beaten to death by an inmate at the Columbia Correctional Institution, where he had been incarcerated. Enjoy your nightmares.

50,000+ Mustache Fans

We hit our 50,000 visitor today. Thanks for everyone who has enjoyed our catalogue of steeshes. We’ll keep posting them if you keep looking at them.

Special thanks to the Steesh Wednesday Group. Without you this site wouldn’t exist. It would probably exist under a more search-friendly name, and we would have way more visitors. But thanks anyway.

If you enjoy what we’ve got here, please follow us on twitter and facebook and tell your friends.

Lance Berkman

Lance Berkman, the duck-waddling outfielder/first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals, has reported to camp with a pretty nice steesh. It may very well be fake, as I’m pretty sure his hair was added to this image with Microsoft Paint.

Vincent Schiavelli

Vincent Schiavelli was a character actor with an impressive list of credits. You may have seen  him in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Batman, Ghost or your nightmares.

Kirk Fox

For some reason I got it in my mind that Geoff Ogilvy looks like Kirk Fox. I was way off. Kirk has a nice steesh going though. He is a comedian who has appeared on Parks and Recreation. He was also on Terriers, which had one viewer – my brother.

Kevin Connolly

Kevin Connolly was on Entourage. A lot of people give those guys a bad wrap because that was one of those shows where it’s the same shit happening over and over. But you still watched. Also, don’t forget that he was in Angus, so he can do whatever he wants for the rest of his life.

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling is flat out handsome. Some people think if you are a straight guy it’s not acceptable to say another man is unbelievably good looking. I’m not one of those guys. I think if someone is good looking you say that person is good looking. It’s not all about sex people. It probably helps that he has a mustache in this picture.

Jerome “Doc” Louis

Jerome “Doc” Louis, Mac’s trainer, should round out the NES Punchout mustache crew, as we posted Von Kaiser back in 2008. Doc always had an inspirational word for Mac, and was one hell of bicyclist.

Bonus video: