You don’t think it’s technically a mustache?
Why not check out this James Franco fan site I just found. It’s a nicely put together stalking aid.
As anyone with a television knows, Madonna was part of the main event this weekend. That’s right, she knocked out Junior dos Santos with just 33 seconds gone by in the first round.
Michael Jordan won 6 championships for the Chicago Bulls in the 1990’s, so he can have any type of mustache he sees fit, but I guess he is kind of pushing his luck by wearing a Hitler-stache.