Daily Archives: February 9, 2012

Robert Todd Lincoln

Robert Todd Lincoln was the eldest son of our 16th President, Abraham Lincoln.  His father may have freed the slaves, but Robert Todd Lincoln could grow hair directly above his upper lip.  Suck it Abe.

Luis Avalos

Luis Avalos (born September 2, 1946, in Havana, Cuba) is a character actor. He has made numerous film and television appearances, most notably on the 1970s children’s television show, The Electric Company. He joined the show in Season Two, playing, most notably, Doctor Doolots.

He had the career opportunity of a life time by appearing in a two-part episode of Full House (“Welcome to the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. I am Mr. Santana, manager of the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino”).  Although this didn’t break his career wide open like it should have, he still works today acting in horrible TV shows, and even worse movies like The Ringer with Johnny Knoxville.


Paul Shaffer

Last night on David Letterman the top ten was “People We Wish Had Mustaches.” It’s a nice list, but somehow the fact checkers at the Late Show missed the fact that Paul Shaffer had a mustache as Artie Fufkin in This is Spinal Tap. Check out the rest of the list below.

10. Abraham Lincoln
9. Katy Perry
8. Callista Gingrich
7. Daryl Hall of Hall and Oates
6 .Mount Rushmore
5. Spider-Man
4. Tom Selleck
3. Ricardo Montalban
2. Paul Shaffer
1. The Sneezing Monkey