Daily Archives: April 23, 2012

Chris Brown

Chris Brown Moustache

As an avid fan of the Chicago Bulls and steeshes, I take great offense to this picture.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan ELizabeth Taylor

As anyone with a television or internet access knows, Lindsay Lohan finds herself in trouble more than she doesn’t, but today she gets a bit of good news. She will play the role of Liz Taylor in a new Lifetime movie based on Taylor’s life.

Perhaps most once-successful actresses would feel like working on a Lifetime movie is a prison sentence. Lindsay will probably just be happy to be able to wear shoes with laces in them.

Metta World Peace (Ron Artest)

Ron Artest Brawl

Ron Artest, who is unstable enough to legally change his name to Metta World Peace, was back at it again yesterday. He supplied an unwarranted, knock-out elbow to the OKC Thunder’s James Harden. This is coming from a man who once started a brawl with fans in Detroit, so it’s not much of a surprise.

This is the elbow if you haven’t seen it yet:

Edward Norton

Edward Norton is a great actor. That being said, he was in the Italian Job. I happen to catch it on TV yesterday for the first time since I saw it in the theater 9 years ago. It still holds up as the most expensive car commercial ever made.