What If They Grew A Steesh: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan ELizabeth Taylor

As anyone with a television or internet access knows, Lindsay Lohan finds herself in trouble more than she doesn’t, but today she gets a bit of good news. She will play the role of Liz Taylor in a new Lifetime movie based on Taylor’s life.

Perhaps most once-successful actresses would feel like working on a Lifetime movie is a prison sentence. Lindsay will probably just be happy to be able to wear shoes with laces in them.

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One thought on “What If They Grew A Steesh: Lindsay Lohan

  1. lauriejlong

    I love the trailer-trashiness of it. I might suggest that when she changes her hair color and her steesh, that she goes for a steesh not dissimilar to the guy in Napoleon Dynamite? I’m seeing a ‘barely-there, feeble, 15 year-old, attempt at manhood’ steesh. But I am not the artist… just a patron of the art of steeshery.

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