Rudy was the Miami man shot when police demanded he stop eating the face of another man and he refused. I refuse to post that picture, but if you’re into that sort of thing, you can find it on the interweb. I accidentally saw it when someone posted it on Facebook. I can’t imagine I’ll ever forget it.
My favorite steeshed gentleman, Nick Offerman (how could you not want to see him with that pig w/ a mustache), will be in Chicago for the Just for Laughs Festival presented by TBS. The festival runs from June 12-17 all across Chicago. The schedule can be found here.
If you are in Chicago, I suggest you check out some of these talented steeshed comedians. If you can’t make it, you can check back here for updates. I’m hitting the streets to bring you the inside scoop from the funniest staches of our generation. I’ll post some previews next week and reviews the week of the festival.
I hope people enjoy this stuff as much as I do, and for the weirdos that come here just for pictures of women with mustaches, I’ll try to see Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman and give them the steesh treatment.
Derek Holland, starting pitcher for the Texas Rangers, decided to shave his mustache the other day. Big mistake, apparently, as he was roughed up for 8 runs without finishing the second inning last night. We can rest comfortably knowing that the steesh gods are keeping an eye on us.