Happy Birthday to Aubrey Plaza, who is also on Parks and Recreation. When I googled her name, the first related search was “Aubrey Plaza legs.” So congratulations, internet perverts.
Ben Affleck often gets a lot of shit for his acting skills, and it probably stems from movies like Glory Daze. I caught five minutes of this yesterday and only kept it on because I was trying to identify Sam Rockwell. He was also in Pearl Harbor, as we all know is unwatchable.
But look, he’s been in a few good movies. And who am I to say what is a good movie anyway. I own Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star. No joke. I can go home and watch it right now. So never listen to anything I say about movies again.
Walter Cronkite was an American broadcast journalist, best known as anchorman for the CBS Evening News. He was once considered to be “the most trusted man in America.” I believe that title now lies with Jack MacBrayer.
Here are some of the things he covered:
World War II
The Nuremberg trials
Iran Hostage Crisis
President John F. Kennedy’s death
Martin Luther King, Jr.’s death
The Beatles musician John Lennon’s death
Extensive TV coverage of the U.S. space program
One thing that didn’t get extensive coverage is his upper lip. Though Walter did have a steesh, it appears his eyebrows provided more coverage than his mustache.