The shot above is courtesy of the Redeye, a free newspaper in Chicago that doubles as a homeless blanket. If you thought the Chicago club scene was all about blow and girls hemorrhaging their father’s bank accounts, you’re right….but don’t forget to add blow dolls of Middle Eastern men with mustaches.
Believe it or not, this is one of the best photos of the night, according to the Redeye. It actually said, “This is how you kick off summer.”
The real winner in this picture is the girl who covered herself up with the doll. Bravo.
The opening of the exhibit is this Friday, June 29th. If you’re in L.A. and you aren’t going to any cocaine-filled, hooker parties, why not check it out. If you’re going to the fake party that Hollywood has created in my head, why not try to stop by the gallery before it starts.
I haven’t been on twitter in a while, but just signed on and came across this picture of Jimmy Kimmel with a mustache. Or a fake mustache. But I don’t care either way. I like Jimmy Kimmel so here he is with a real or a fake mustache.
Ed Westwick is an actor who is currently sporting a wispy mustache. His mustache is put together as poorly as the plot and dialogue of the show he’s on, “Gossip Girl.” I’ve heard, anyways. I’ve never watched the program. I swear.
It’s amazing that someone can make their whole family famous by releasing a “celebrity” sex-tape with someone who isn’t very famous in the first place. But here I am posting a picture of this woman whose sister had sex with a guy named Ray J.