If you can afford a fancy phone but can’t grow a fancy mustache, the people at
Steeshify Stachify have you covered. You can download their app, which is billed to be “like Instagram, but for mustaches.” Sure it is.
You will have to pay $0.99 for Stachify, but it might be worth it. I would download it to try it out, but in the past I got burned by iTunes because they store your credit card information and Internet gypsies are ruthless.