Monthly Archives: July 2012

Channing Tatum Was Obligated to Grow a Mustache Because He Was Once a Male Stripper

 

Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum* gets a pretty bad rap for his acting, because he’s pretty bad at it and he’s in mostly garbage movies. However, he managed to squeak out a nice performance in the 1993 “coming of age film*” Dazed and Confused 2012 buddy cop comedy 21 Jump Street.

*I thought for sure this was a stage name, but his parents are responsible for it and hopefully not much else.

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Matthew McConaughey as David Wooderson

 

Matthew McConaughey gets a pretty bad rap for his acting, because he’s pretty bad at it and he’s in mostly garbage movies. However, he managed to squeak out a nice performance in the 1993 “coming of age film*” Dazed and Confused.

*Wikipedia describes a movie that spanned one day as a coming of age film.

Aaron Paul – Cook, Baker, Methamphetamine Maker

Aaron Paul plays Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad. He’s always got a creeperstache going on – perfect for a character that makes meth with his old high school teacher.

Aaron Paul is a pretty good actor. I hated him for most of the first season of Breaking Bad, but his character has grown so much over the last 4 years. I know if he read this he’d be so happy. After all, he got into acting to make sure I liked him.

I thought I had too much time on my hands, but here’s a .gif that someone made from last night’s Breaking Bad where Jesse helps himself to a tortilla:

Ben Falcone – Mustaches and Lunch Meat

I’d bet that 95% of the posts I make on Monday have to do with a mustache I saw in a movie the previous weekend. Here is Ben Falcone, Melissa McCarthy’s love interest in Bridesmaids, and real life husband.

I just caught the end of the movie, but it was enough to remind me that this fine gentleman sported a steesh.

Here’s a clip of Ben on Conan talking about the end credit scene where he and Melissa McCarthy ruin some perfectly good sandwiches:

Edmund Lyndeck – “Honey, your boner!”

Honey, your boner

Edmund Lyndeck was an English professor before he decided that 30 hour work weeks and summers off was not his ideal job, and so he became an actor. You might recognize him from his the 2000 Breckin Meyer vehicle Road Trip, where he played the pot smoking grandpa who wasn’t afraid to show off his boner.

He made his movie debut the year before in Adam Sandler’s Big Daddy, where he played an old drunk man. It never came up whether or not he was willing to show off his boner, but we’ll assume he was ok with it.

Big Daddy Clips:

(Not the best quality) Road Trip Clip: