Daily Archives: July 5, 2012

Michael Showalter as Alan Shemper – Wet Hot American Mustache 2

Michael Showalter played two roles in the movie. Coop was the young camp counselor looking love and Alan Shemper was the old lounge comedian who hosted the talent show. Did you watch it yet?

David Hyde Pierce – Wet Hot American Mustache

David Hyde Pierce, TV’s Niles Crane, wore a mustache in Wet Hot American Summer. If you’ve never seen that movie, you should watch it. I would consider it a personal favor to me.

Crazy Legs Conti – Competitive Eater, Mustache Owner

Crazy Legs Conti is an American competitive eater. He is currently ranked twentieth in the world by the International Federation of Competitive Eating. That means there are at least 19 more of them.

Crazy Legs participated in the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest yesterday. He didn’t win and I’ve spent 5 minutes trying to find out the results, but I guess the internet doesn’t care. All I can figure out is that Joey Chestnut tied the world record by eating 68 hot dogs, so he’ll now smell like hot dogs for the following week.

In related news, I set a record for the loneliest 4th of July celebration by spending the day alone, ordering a pizza online and watching a mini-marathon of The New Girl.