Daily Archives: July 11, 2012

Orville Wright

Orville Wright and his brother who-cares-what-his-name-is-since-he-has-no-mustache Wilbur were the first to invent steeshcraft controls that made fixed-steesh powered facial hair possible. Orville volunteered to test it when Wilbur said he was too afraid. Orville’s courage earned him the respect of men and affection of women.