Monthly Archives: August 2012

Enjoy Your Weekend – 3 Day Edition

 

The summer is now officially over – if you’re a punk kid who is still in school. Now if you’re a sucker like me you haven’t had a summer so I’ll just be enjoying my 3 – day weekend.

Need some reading material for the weekend?  Nick Offerman was on reddit today answering questions from fans. Enjoy!

Charles Mulligan’s Steesh House

I don’t like to overshadow my main man Ron, but I will today after coming across this picture. This is Charles Mulligan, the owner of Charles Mulligan Steak House (probably fictional but I don’t have time to figure it out). Here’s how Ron describes it:

“I couldn’t care less about the commendation. But Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan’s Steak House. The best damn steak house in the damn state. I have taken a picture with every steak I’ve eaten there.”

Clint Eastwood Just Short of Telling Obama to Get Off His Lawn

In his younger days, Clint Eastwood sometimes sported a mustache/beard combo in his successful motion pictures. These days he’s just rambling to invisible presidents while looking like the unmasked bad guy in a Scooby-Doo cartoon.

Jarrell Root – Hard Knocks Steesh


Jarrell Root is a rookie defensive end for the Miami Dolphins. On a season of Hard Knocks that has featured Dolphin’s coach Joe Philbin picking up gum wrappers and telling his team to clean up their locker room, Jarrell has been a fun character to watch. His play-by-play in the second preseason game is the most fun you can have watching the 4th quarter of a preseason NFL game.

The Master Steesh

Philip Seymour Hoffman, who is no stranger to sporting a steesh, will wear one in Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film, The Master. PTA, who is not too shabby at this whole movie-making thing, is already responsible for many steeshes, like this and this!

Here is the trailer for the new film:

Henry Winkler’s Steeshy Twinkler

 

Of course the title makes no sense, but then again neither does this site. But here is Henry Winkler with a nice mustache. I am especially proud of this picture because I TOOK IT (of the television while laying on my couch)!! It’s from the latest episode of Children’s Hospital when Henry’s character murders a man with a mustache.

Dock Ellis

Dock Ellis was a pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates who threw a no-hitter while high on LSD*. A no-hitter is hard enough to do, but to do it on LSD is amazing. It must have been real tough not to lose his shit while hallucinating on the mound.

*Dock Ellis never actually threw a no-hitter, but no one had the heart to tell him he was just high in the dugout.

Devastatin’ Dave the Turntable Slave

 

When I googled Dave, the first page of results were for links to pages listing the worst album covers of all time. I like his style. It’s as if he said, “I like what Eddie Murphy did on raw, but I don’t know about purple. Let’s go pink.”

But if he stole from Eddie Murphy, we need to call Bret “The Hitman” Hart for stealing Dave’s style.

Quim Barreiros

To make up for yesterday’s lack of posts, I’ll make today an extra special days. Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes, tweeted a link for a magical site with the worst album covers of all times. It’s a cornucopia of steeshes. It’s also possibly not safe for work with a couple photos that would only be appropriate in public if I photoshopped some hungry babies onto them (there are bare breasts on a few album covers).

First on the list is Quim Barreiros, a Portuguese pimba music writer and singer. Quim was Borat before there was Borat.

This Picture of Del Griffith Warms My Heart

I found this beauty earlier today when I was searching for pictures of John Candy’s mustache to put on Melissa McCarthy. It came from here.

What If They Grew A Steesh: The Women of Bridesmaids

Today is Kristen Wiig’s birthday. I was going to give her a steesh, but I decided to just do the whole gang from Bridesmaids. This might be my Last Supper.

Krzysztof Putra

Krzysztof Putra was a politician from the great country of Poland, but tragically died in a plane crash in April 2010. As Billy Joel said, “Only the incredibly steeshed die young.” At least that’s what I think he said. Billy Joel’s music is ear cancer.

Penelope Cruz as Mario

Nintendo had the right idea about hiring Penelope Cruz to dress as Mario in a new ad. Where they went wrong is not having her dress in the Mario Bikini that may or may not exist yet.

G. Spencer Coggs

G. Spencer is a Wisconsin State Senator in the 6th district and Milwaukee City Treasurer-elect. Spencer is originally from Milwaukee, which is home to Sobleman’s, the best hamburger place on the planet. So Spence is an ok guy.

Spence’s claim to fame is that he has gone from Mailman to State Senator. Only in Wisconsin.

John Waters on The Simpsons

 

In 1997, John Waters voiced John on The Simpsons in an episode called “Homer’s Phobia.” This is one of my favorite episode. It finds Homer upset that the rest of the family is tagging around with a gay man. It is also where the mustached man of the Anvil shows up.

If you’ve never seen this one you should check it out on the internet, the tv or email me and I’ll get a group of friends together and we can act it out for you in full.

Mustache Bandit

 

Troy Mullner was nicknamed “The Mustache Bandit” after a string of robberies in Nevada earlier this year. He was just convicted of these crimes.

This guy is a yambag. First off, he thought putting a fake mustache on would make him harder to recognize. Wrong. A mustache will catch people’s attention and make them want to meet you. Get to know you.

Secondly, this guy is robbing Subway Sandwich shops and Radio Shack stores. It’s as if he sat down and planned out the places that would have the least amount of money in the drawers and decided to rob them. I’m surprised he didn’t try to rob a Handy Andy or Blockbuster.

 

He May Have Been In Bed For 20 Years But He Still Groomed His Steesh

 

Jack Albertson was an actor dating back to vaudeville, but since I’m 28 years old, I know him as Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Jack was 64 years old when that film was made. Grandpa Joe said he had been in that bed for 20 YEARS before Charlie brought the golden ticket home. That means that I only have 16 years left before I will spend the rest of my life in a bed with 3 other people.

Phil Morris – Seinfeld’s Jackie Chiles

Phil Morris is an actor most famous for his playing Jackie Chiles in the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and John Jones on Smallville, and my friend Dan once saw him at a volleyball game, according to Dan.