It’s with my great pleasure that I bring you this important news:
Most people who search for pictures of Weird Al on the internet do so using the yahoo search engine.
Oh wait, that is neither important nor news, just something I’ve noticed today with over 50 referrals from yahoo on the search term “Weird Al Yankovic.”
I just assume people use Yahoo because they are dissatisfied with Google, claiming Google is “too convenient” or “it get’s me what I’m looking for every single time, even that picture of Massimo from Kicking and Screaming that I needed to find this past Sunday.”
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A big run up on views of any celebrity usually means they died. Someone please do a wellness check on Weird Al and report back to Steeshes.com ASAP.
Died or released a home-made porn. In Weird Al’s case, death would most certainly be better.
Or maybe both? Like a Weekend at Bernie’s porn remake.
You’re right. You’re totally right. If he’s not dead, we should approach him about this idea and have him sign a contract for this necro-porn for when he does die.