Daily Archives: August 9, 2012

What If They Grew A Steesh: Carli Lloyd

I’ve been avoiding the score of the Women’s Gold Medal Soccer game because my roommates and I planned to watch it tonight. But alas, the internet has won again. Carli is having herself a day with 2 goals.

Will the US hold on to win gold? Is the game already over? Do parents realize Carli is not a suitable spelling for someone over the age of 12? I don’t have the answers for any of these questions.

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Richard Kiel – Mr. Larson in Happy Gilmore

 

Richard Kiel is a very large actor, I think that’s why his shirt is so funny. You see, guns do kill people, in fact they do so all the time and it’s very tragic. However, because this gentleman is so terribly gigantic, it makes it seem like he is more powerful than the guns. Movies and fun!!!!

Philip Seymour Hoffman

I wouldn’t dare mention Almost Famous without displaying PSH and his beautiful tickler.

Here’s one of my favorite clips of Philip that doesn’t have anything to do with Almost Famous or mustaches. This clip is NSFWUYWIMO(BIJWI) (Not Safe For Work Unless You Work In My Office (Because I Just Watched It):

Billy Crudup – “I Am A Golden God (of Steesh)”

 

Almost Famous is so good, and Billy Crudup was great as Russell Hammond. According to his IMDB page Billy “does not want to be a star, he claims. He’s one of those constantly hard-working actors who’ll shoot the movie, and do as little publicity as he can.”

He’s done a pretty good job. I’ve seen 6 of his movies and wouldn’t be able to recognize him if I saw him on the street. Of course, one of those movies was Big Fish and I didn’t even remember that Danny Devito looked like this.