After wasting a perfectly good week at work, please don’t waste your weekend. Enjoy it!
In 1997, John Waters voiced John on The Simpsons in an episode called “Homer’s Phobia.” This is one of my favorite episode. It finds Homer upset that the rest of the family is tagging around with a gay man. It is also where the mustached man of the Anvil shows up.
If you’ve never seen this one you should check it out on the internet, the tv or email me and I’ll get a group of friends together and we can act it out for you in full.
Troy Mullner was nicknamed “The Mustache Bandit” after a string of robberies in Nevada earlier this year. He was just convicted of these crimes.
This guy is a yambag. First off, he thought putting a fake mustache on would make him harder to recognize. Wrong. A mustache will catch people’s attention and make them want to meet you. Get to know you.
Secondly, this guy is robbing Subway Sandwich shops and Radio Shack stores. It’s as if he sat down and planned out the places that would have the least amount of money in the drawers and decided to rob them. I’m surprised he didn’t try to rob a Handy Andy or Blockbuster.