Monthly Archives: August 2012

Ken by Request Only

 

I have nothing bad to say about this. At the time it was taken, Ken was a pretty stylish dude.

Rudy Ray Moore

 

“Wait, I can have whatever I want on my album cover? Anything at all? Do we still have that christmas tree? Ok, hold my shirt. I have an idea.”
-Rudy Ray Moore

Devastatin’ Dave the Turntable Slave

 

When I googled Dave, the first page of results were for links to pages listing the worst album covers of all time. I like his style. It’s as if he said, “I like what Eddie Murphy did on raw, but I don’t know about purple. Let’s go pink.”

But if he stole from Eddie Murphy, we need to call Bret “The Hitman” Hart for stealing Dave’s style.

Quim Barreiros

To make up for yesterday’s lack of posts, I’ll make today an extra special days. Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes, tweeted a link for a magical site with the worst album covers of all times. It’s a cornucopia of steeshes. It’s also possibly not safe for work with a couple photos that would only be appropriate in public if I photoshopped some hungry babies onto them (there are bare breasts on a few album covers).

First on the list is Quim Barreiros, a Portuguese pimba music writer and singer. Quim was Borat before there was Borat.

This Picture of Del Griffith Warms My Heart

I found this beauty earlier today when I was searching for pictures of John Candy’s mustache to put on Melissa McCarthy. It came from here.

What If They Grew A Steesh: The Women of Bridesmaids

Today is Kristen Wiig’s birthday. I was going to give her a steesh, but I decided to just do the whole gang from Bridesmaids. This might be my Last Supper.