Monthly Archives: September 2012

Enjoy Your Weekend(?) – Camping Addition

My number one concern for most of adult life has been making sure I have a roof over my head when it’s time to go to sleep, and still I’ve been tricked into camping this weekend. If it’s good enough for Ron, I can give it a go. I’m not sure if I am prepared, but I have a flannel shirt on so I’ve got that going for me. Enjoy your weekend!

Keith Hernandez Shaved His Mustache and Probably Hates Puppies, Even The Ones Wearing Cute Outfits

 

 

 

Keith Hernandez soldout to Schick Hydro and shaved his mustache. He claims that he will donate $5000 to charity from the blood money Schick paid him, but can we believe him? Can we trust anything he says anymore?!

He once had one of the most recognizable mustaches in the game, but now he looks like a less intelligent Alex Trebek. I hope he enjoys his new life of obscurity and waiting in long lines to get a table at a restaurant.

Fred Armisen Is My Kind of Creep

I don’t know what it is about Fred but he delights me. I thought of how creepy he and his mustache are in EuroTrip, but then after googling there were plenty pics to choose from.

Here’s the clip from EuroTrip:

Robot from EuroTrip (J.P. Manoux)

 

I think EuroTrip is probably an underrated movie, just because I’ve never really heard anyone talk about it. I like it though. I’ll tune in every so often when it’s on the television. It’s not difficult to like the mime-robot fighting scene, especially since they inexplicably added a mustache to the robot.

This is also fun to look at:

Joseph Gordon Levitt XXX

 

Joseph Gordon Levitt hosted another pretty good SNL over the weekend. They had him wearing a steesh as the son of the Most Interesting Man in the World in a spoof of the Dos Equis commercials. The beer is called Tres Equis, and I tried to get myself fired today by searching “Joseph Gordon Levitt XXX.”

You can watch the video on NBC.com if you have a few hours to kill while their website  loads.

Zach Mettenberger Tests The Limits Of College Football Groupies

 

Zach is the starting Quarterback for LSU. His wikipedia page says he originally attended the University of Georgia but was kicked off the team due to a violation of team rules (no facial hair allowed).

Now he is testing the limits of the jersey chasers in Louisiana with a mustache that should send shivers down the spine of any parent with a young child. JK. LOL. Ladies love football players.

The Return of Ron Swanson (and Steeshes next week)

The last two weeks have been incredibly busy for me at work. Tomorrow will be my 13th day in a row working. That really isn’t a big deal for most people, but I am used to having enough downtime at work to run a blog dedicated to mustaches. THAT’S A LOT OF DOWNTIME!

But at least I got a treat with a new Parks and Recreation last night. It’s always nice to see Ron.

Next week the steeshes should be flowing. I saw a Steve Harvey billboard on the way in to work today and I think I’m going to start using photoshop to replace his mustache with American Landmarks. I don’t exactly know why or what that would look like, but it’s an actually thought I had today.

Seth MacFarlane Gets a Steve Harvey Makeover

The new season of SNL premiered this weekend with host Seth MacFarlane. In one particularly funny bit, Steve Harvey’s new daytime talk show has a makeover segment where he makes Seth MacFarlane’s character over to look just like him. It doesn’t take much to amuse me.

Update: I tried to embed the video earlier, but as we all know Hulu is the devil so here is the link:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/401530?playlist_id=1106

Paul Newman – The Sting Steesh

 

The Sting is a fantastic movie. I haven’t seen it lately. I thought of this steesh when I was shopping for pasta sauce and noticed how the artist who draws Newman is not afraid to add a steesh. Stay tuned for more.

Tom Cavanagh – The Birder

 

To the delight of everyone with eyes, Tom Cavanagh has himself a steesh. According to his twitter it looks like he is growing it for a movie role where he kills, stuffs and collect birds?

Personally, I like to listen to Tom talk about snacks, and now it’s going to be hard to imagine him eating them without getting some crumbs stuck in his duster.

St. Louis Rams to Host “‘Stache Bash”

The Rams are not very good, but they need to reward the people who come to their games, so they will be treating their opener as a Stache Bash. This is an easy promotion since 95% of St. Louis Ram’s fans already have a mustache, while the other 5% are either babies or thought they were going to the zoo to see actual rams.

Paul Konerko

Paul Konerko was one of the White Sox players who had a steesh last night. He didn’t look that weird. It basically made him look like a 1970s baseball players.

Kevin Hickey Honored by Whites Sox Players with Steeshes

 

I didn’t know anything about Kevin Hickey until last night when I was forced to watch the White Sox game at a fantasy football draft. Hickey never played high school baseball, but he was really good at 16 inch softball. He went from softball to semipro baseball, to pitching for the White Sox. For people who don’t know anything about baseball,  this is a remarkable accomplishment.

Hickey passed way earlier this year while working as the batting practice pitcher for the White Sox. He was honored by the team in a ceremony before the game last night, and many of the players wore mustaches as a sign of respect.