If you forgot to buy candy for Halloween, or ate all of it already (like I did), why not purchase some of these Mustache Lollipops? After all, any other day of the year you would be arrested for handing out mustaches to little kids.
Thanks to @BurlesqueGypsy for sending us this picture on twitter.
I just remembered it’s Halloween! No one brought candy to work so I’m not really in the spirit. Here is a picture of Michel Myers from Halloween. I believe this comes from Halloween 4 since it’s the creepiest I could find that was easy to work with.
After posting about David White yesterday I thought of another old rich man in an 80’s movie and that is Don Ameche as Mortimer Duke in Trading Places. Besides being a great name, he had a great steesh.
Don was no stranger to the small and big screen. He was in the Love Boat and later starred in the Cocoon movies. I was also pleasantly surprised to learn that he voiced Shadow in Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey.
If you watch TV you have probably seen Mike Hagerty once or twice. He pops from time to time when a cop or janitor is in the script. I’d argue his most popular role was Mr. Treeger on Friends, but he’s been doing it since the early 80’s so I could be way off.
He’s been in plenty of movies as well, including Brewster’s Millions, where I spotted him this weekend. Also in his credits is Wayne’s World (nice job, Mike) and Speed 2 (we all make mistakes).
What a curveball. It appears that Pubert Addams was played by two little girls. It’s pretty remarkable that a doctor can tell what sex the baby is when it’s in the mother’s stomach, but if you slap a mustache on a baby girl nobody is going to ask any question.
I can’t wait to have kids and force them into showbiz. If Mr. and Mrs. Olsen haven’t written a book yet, I don’t know what they are waiting for.
Greetings to anyone who follows Steeshes or happens upon it while Binging a celebrity mustache. I want you to know that you need to take some responsibility in your life. There is a “contact” portion of our page for a reason. It’s for times like this, when a steesh as beautiful, and predictable, as Raul’s has gone unmentioned for so long.
You are allowed to remind me that such a steesh needs to be honored. I know you’re saying to me, “But eventually you are going to re-watch Addams Family Values and give the mustache its due.” And you are correct, but should we have to wait years?
Today is day 3 of having a squirrel in our office. Unfortunately, I am more afraid of squirrels more than any other common animal, so it’s all I can think about.
If I knew the squirrel had a mustache and beret, I’d be pretty pumped, but I’ve seen the little rat and it doesn’t. It’s got rat eyes and a rat face and I know it’s making plans with other squirrels to take of the entire office space. If you need me, I’ll be at my desk crying.
As everyone knows, Ben Gillies is the drummer for the Australian rock band Silverchair (previously known by Innocent Criminals or The George Costanza if you were into them in the early 90’s like I wasn’t.)
Frankie Muniz stopped by the season premier of Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23, and he had a nice little creep-stache going. I was lucky enough to watch this full episode w/ commercials because my roommate had the remote.
Tyler Perry is very famous and wealthy. He’s friends with Will Smith and Oprah. He has been in 17 movies since 2005. However, 7 of those movies he was dressed as crazy old Lady, so is it worth it?
Tyler Perry isn’t for me. His movies don’t interest me in the least bit. He kind of creeps me out just looking at him, and thinking about how he spends a lot of time playing an old woman puts it over the edge.
A note on Wikipedia I found interesting says “almost all of the Madea’s earnings have been generated in the United States.” I dont know how accurate or even how often something like that occurs, but what it says to me is America is in trouble. Then again, I used American money to purchase a DVD copy of Benchwarmers, so what do I know.
I don’t even remember this happening in Parks and Recreation, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It’s impressive that he can keep a straight face when something so adorable is happening right under his nose. With that mustache, he’s probably used to it.
Tom Hanks visited Good Morning America today and had a little slip up by saying F*ck. I know this will be on a lot of websites and blogs, but since he was wearing a mustache, it’s important that we bring you the news.
My favorite part of the whole thing is that right after Tom says it, he goes straight for the mustache. It’s as if he was trying to distract the viewers with his fanciful facial fur.
Watch the video here. The one swear word is not bleeped so it might not be safe for work if your job sucks.
Anyway, somehow on that list of Celebrity Birthdays, celebrity being used very loosely here, was Chris Kattan. He was not too bad on SNL and went on to make one of my brother’s favorite movies, Corky Romano. It also appears he was in an IFC mini-series called Bollywood Hero where he sported a steesh.
I like to imagine his birthday cake is an apple pie, and he destroys it like Mr. Peppers. Happy birthday, Chris!
Stephen Lea Sheppard has never been in a bad tv show or movie. That is because he has only been in one of each. He was Harris Trinsky in Freaks and Geeks and Dudley Heinsbergen in The Royal Tenenbaums. Utilizing George Costanza’s strategy, Stephen went out on top.
I caught the Halloween episode of Freaks and Geeks yesterday and Stephen had a good scene. Here’s the exchange with the other geeks:
Harris: Hey guys, I heard you were going out for trick or treats tonight.
Sam: How did you find out about that? Harris: Eh, word gets out, people talk. But you gotta be especially careful though, the Halloween candy’s going to be really dangerous this year.
Bill: They say that every year. Harris: Yeah, but this year there’s a bunch of evil hippies that don’t want Reagan to be president. So to interrupt the election they’re going to inject the candy with heroin, turn kids into addicts.
Sam: That’s not true! You just have to watch out for pins and razorblades.
Bill: Yeah, and rat hair is a big one. Harris: You’re going to find yourself wishing for rat hair. Word on the street is they’re putting their poo in fun size candy bar wrappers and handing those out.
Bill: I love fun sized candy bars.
Neal: Oh that’s stupid. Like nobody’d be able to tell what it really was. Harris: They dip it in chocolate first so you can’t tell the difference until it’s too late. See ya. he walks off and then turns back. Actually, it sounds kinda fun. Mind if I come with you guys?
How many women are instantly going to be pregnant when they see this photo? The Jon Hamm baby boom may cave in the earth when he quadruples the world’s population with this photograph from Adult Swim’s “Greatest Event in Television History.” Greatest event, indeed!