Today is day 3 of having a squirrel in our office. Unfortunately, I am more afraid of squirrels more than any other common animal, so it’s all I can think about.

If I knew the squirrel had a mustache and beret, I’d be pretty pumped, but I’ve seen the little rat and it doesn’t. It’s got rat eyes and a rat face and I know it’s making plans with other squirrels to take of the entire office space. If you need me, I’ll be at my desk crying.