Daily Archives: November 13, 2012

Anthony Davis’ Face Is A Math Equation

Anthony Davis is the first round pick of the 2012 NBA draft by the New Orleans Hornets. It appears that Anthony not only has a mustache above his lip, he has one about his eyes.

His face is also a math equation.  His mouth is greater than his nose plus his eyes which is less than his forehead – mouth > (nose + eyes) < forehead.

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What If They Grew A Steesh: Elmo

In an attempt to distance himself from Kevin Clash, Elmo has stolen Bert’s unibrow and glued it on his lip as a mustache.

Kevin Clash – Upper Lip Tickler Me Elmo


It seems wrong that just because Elmo puppeteer, Kevin Clash, was accused of an affair with a teenage boy, he has to take a leave from his job – mainly because after an investigation the claims proved to be false. It turns out that Clash was involved with a teenage boy but he was probably 18 years old at the time.

Hey, you know what else seems wrong? An adult in their 40s having a relationship with a child in their teens, whether they’re 16 or 18. In this case, it’s even creepier when you think that throughout the young man’s entire life Elmo existed. He may have even had his very own Tickle Me Elmo.

The Steesh Aquatic with Owen Wilson

Sometimes I tell people The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is one of my favorite movies, but that’s not really true. I like it a lot, but I didn’t even remember that Owen Wilson had a gentleman’s mustache until I saw part of it again this weekend.

In 2007 it was reported that Owen Wilson attempted suicide due to depression. I’m glad he  was unsuccessful because he seems like a nice guy and I really liked Midnight in Paris. Suicide is for the birds.

If you or someone you know is suffering from depression, send them a link to this website and that should cheer them up. If that doesn’t work, I’m sure you can Bing “depression” to get some helpful resources.