Daily Archives: December 13, 2012

Movie Poster Mustache- Death Wish 5: The Steesh of Death

charles bronson mustache

Or Death Wish V, if you want to get fancy.

“No judge.
No jury.
No appeals.
No deals.”

Now that’s a movie tagline, fit for a steeshed vigilante.

Well, At Least Ken Jeong Gave It A Go

Ken Jeong Mustache

At Steeshes we try not to discourage anyone from growing a mustache, save for perverts and criminals because they give them a bad name. So we have to acknowledge Ken Jeong for giving it the old college try on his mustache. Now shave that thing. Right now.

Don Johnson Is In Django Unchained With A Wild Mustache

Don Johnson Mustache

As I do with any movie that seems like it might be good, I’ve tried to avoid all things Django Unchained. Today I was not able to ignore the unique steesh on Don Johnson for his role as Big Daddy.

Don is 18th on the cast list so I doubt he has a huge role, but it sure will be memorable for that mustache. It looks like a little kid drew a picture of a house on his face with a gray marker.