Daily Archives: January 2, 2013

Christoph Waltz Strokes His Mustache

Christoph Waltz Mustache Django Unchained

I went to see This Is 40 yesterday. On our way to theater SIX I noticed a woman filling up a Tupperware container full of butter flavoring. As far as I could see she DIDN’T EVEN HAVE POPCORN. Because of this incident we walked into theater THREE. 20 minutes later, Django Unchained started and I wasn’t about to get up and start another movie 15 minutes in.

So that’s how I accidentally saw Django Unchained yesterday. Once it started I noticed a few things. First, holy smokes they say the N word a lot. Second, holy smokes there’s an awful lot of blood in that film. Finally, holy smokes Christoph Waltz is a fantastic actor. It may look like he has a beard in this photo but multiple times throughout the film he strokes his facial hair in order to define his mustache. It’s a real treat.

Joseph Aniska – Boardwalk Steeshpire

Joseph Aniska Mustache Boardwalk Empire

I saved up Boardwalk Empire Season 3 for a rainy weekend, and this past weekend was a regular hurricane (I stayed at my Mom’s where there is no television service). So naturally I was able to cruise through the entire thing. Not only was it a great season, there were a couple of nice steeshes.

What can be said about Joseph Aniska that wasn’t said in his IMDB description. It says, “Actor” and that’s exactly how we all think of him. Joseph plays Agent Stan Sawicki, who is getting paychecks from both the government and Nucky. Two paychecks?! What a smart idea for this guy. That’s double the money of one paycheck!

One of the cretinous cheapskates who owns the Chicago Bears: George McCaskey

george mccaskey mustache

*If you were to look up “scumbag” in the dictionary, you wouldn’t see George McCaskey’s picture because [a] the dictionary doesn’t have pictures and [b] I don’t think dictionaries are produced anymore. But for arguments sake let’s say the dictionary is still mass produced and does contain pictures, you still might not see George McCaskey’s picture. There’s been a lot of scumbags over time. I forget where I was going with this. Anyways, George Halas owned and coached the Chicago Bears football team, a perenial powerhouse. Since then, the generations of family members that followed have all been Fredo Correleone’s without a single Michael. George is another Fredo. In fact, he’s even growing a mustache like one.

*I don’t know much about the Chicago Bears or George McCaskey. I got my information from people’s twitter feeds. That’s an acceptable source in 2013, right?