Monthly Archives: February 2013

Andrew Garfield to Star in Remake of The Prestige?

Andrew Garfield Mustache Beard

I couldn’t find any proof that Andrew Garfield was set to reprise Christian Bale’s role in the 2006 film The Prestige, but he sure looks like he borrowed one of Bale’s character’s disguises from the movie. Of course, he might just be sneaking into shows to steal acts from more successful magicians.

Jason Giambi Shows Young MLB Players What’s Up

Jason Giambi Mustache

“Hey Joba and Ian, if you’re going to have a weak mustache, take your shirt off and show the world your scary skull tattoo. This will draw attention from said weak mustache.”

– Jason Giambi

Ian Desmond – Getting Better Baseball Guys

Ian Desmond Mustache 2013

National’s shortstop Ian Desmond entered spring training with a decent lip cover, but compared to Joba Chamberlain he looks like Burt Reynolds.

Joba Chamberlain’s Mustache Is Pretty Sad

Joba Chamberlian Mustache 2013

For some reason, more than once in my youth, my mom dressed me up as a hobo for Halloween. Probably because it was an easy, affordable costume. I would wear old dirty clothes and my mom would put vaseline and coffee grounds on my face for a beard. It appears that’s what’s happening here with New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain’s mustache. He really ought to get a paper towel and wipe it clean as to stop embarrassing himself and real men with real mustaches.

Peter Dinklage

Peter Dinklage Mustache

Peter Dinklage, or “The Dink” as I assume his friends call him, is an actor who was in a pretty good movie called The Station Agent in 2003. He was also in Elf. Um yeah, he was in 30 Rock. He is in Game of Thrones. I don’t have much to say about him, as you can tell. I just wanted to say “the dink”.

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley Mustache

Happy 50th Birthday Charles Barkley! Sometimes I forget that Barkley was more than a funny, outspoken player. He is a member of the NBA Hall of Fame  He was an NBA MVP, a gold medalist on the Dream Team, an 11 time All-Star and finished his career with over 20,000 points, 10,000 rebounds and 4.000 assists. According to this picture, he also enjoyed going to see adult movies in the theater.