Monthly Archives: February 2013

Andrew Garfield to Star in Remake of The Prestige?

Andrew Garfield Mustache Beard

I couldn’t find any proof that Andrew Garfield was set to reprise Christian Bale’s role in the 2006 film The Prestige, but he sure looks like he borrowed one of Bale’s character’s disguises from the movie. Of course, he might just be sneaking into shows to steal acts from more successful magicians.

Jason Giambi Shows Young MLB Players What’s Up

Jason Giambi Mustache

“Hey Joba and Ian, if you’re going to have a weak mustache, take your shirt off and show the world your scary skull tattoo. This will draw attention from said weak mustache.”

– Jason Giambi

Ian Desmond – Getting Better Baseball Guys

Ian Desmond Mustache 2013

National’s shortstop Ian Desmond entered spring training with a decent lip cover, but compared to Joba Chamberlain he looks like Burt Reynolds.

Joba Chamberlain’s Mustache Is Pretty Sad

Joba Chamberlian Mustache 2013

For some reason, more than once in my youth, my mom dressed me up as a hobo for Halloween. Probably because it was an easy, affordable costume. I would wear old dirty clothes and my mom would put vaseline and coffee grounds on my face for a beard. It appears that’s what’s happening here with New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain’s mustache. He really ought to get a paper towel and wipe it clean as to stop embarrassing himself and real men with real mustaches.

Peter Dinklage

Peter Dinklage Mustache

Peter Dinklage, or “The Dink” as I assume his friends call him, is an actor who was in a pretty good movie called The Station Agent in 2003. He was also in Elf. Um yeah, he was in 30 Rock. He is in Game of Thrones. I don’t have much to say about him, as you can tell. I just wanted to say “the dink”.

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley Mustache

Happy 50th Birthday Charles Barkley! Sometimes I forget that Barkley was more than a funny, outspoken player. He is a member of the NBA Hall of Fame  He was an NBA MVP, a gold medalist on the Dream Team, an 11 time All-Star and finished his career with over 20,000 points, 10,000 rebounds and 4.000 assists. According to this picture, he also enjoyed going to see adult movies in the theater.

Argo Steesh Yourself

Argo is available today on DVD/Blue Ray and probably still in movie theaters with really sticky floors for less than you’d pay a few weeks ago. It is a pretty good flick. If you don’t trust my taste in movies (you shouldn’t), you’ll be happy to hear It was nominated for an Oscar for best moving picture.  I thought that John Goodman and Alan Arkin were amazing in it. In addition, there were some beautiful steeshes. Here are some of them.

Rory Cochrane Mustache Argo

Rory Cochrane played Lee Schatz, a member of the USDA stationed in Iran when people got mad at America and started rioting. I was really tired when the movie started and I don’t know much in the way of Iranian-American relationship history so I think you’re going to want to check it out for yourself to figure out why this stuff was happening. Something about the leader being too westernized or something, but he didn’t even dress like a cowboy, so it’s hard to tell.

Regardless of what was happening in the film, Rory plays a fine Schatz, assuming Schatz had a mustache and drives people crazy when they see him because people think they know him but can’t figure out from where and then they google him and realize he was Lucas from Empire Records.

Scoot McNairy Mustache Argo

Scoot McNairy played another one of those guys who was trapped in Iran waiting for Ben Affleck‘s beard to save him.  I can’t really do anymore research for this post, so let’s just say his glasses are ridiculously huge, and Scoot sounds like a Canadian character on South Park would say Scott.

Zeljko Ivanek Mustache Argo

Zeljko Ivanek plays a guy who has a mustache in Argo. If you remember back a few months ago, he also plays a guy with a mustache in Seven Psychopaths. He looks more like a psychopath in this movie than the other.

Casual Hitler vs Big Fat Liar vs Epic Movie

Taran Killam Mustache Casual Hitler

Christoph Waltz hosted SNL last weekend. During the monologue they pranced out a number of characters meant to make fun of Waltz’s native Austria, one of which was Casual Hitler played by Taran Killam.

Casual Hitler is probably very offensive to a lot of people, but it can’t be more offensive than some of the movies Taran (who is very funny) was in before getting on to SNL, like Big Fat Liar or Epic Movie.

Jack White Would Hate This Website

Jack White Mustache Record Store Day

Jack White was named this year’s Record Store Ambassador and released a note pretty much telling people to stop relying so much on computers, phones and the internet. I agree with some of what he says. Jack, let’s get a cup of coffee and talk it over.

Love Advice From Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Love Advice

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, married couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally answered questions and shared relationship advice with The A.V. Club.

Will Ferrell Does What He Wants

Will Ferrell Mustache Lakers Game

Will Ferrell is pretty famous. He’s at the point in his career where he does whatever he wants. Last night, what he wanted to do was be an usher at the Lakers game. So he did it. He wore a pretty nifty mustache while doing it. Here is video of Ferrell escorting out an unruly fan:

Who Is Going To Be The Next Pope?

Who is gong to be the next pope? No one knows, but if this guy shows up looking for the job I hope people realize it’s just Pope Benedict XVI with a steesh.

Why does the mustache cover his nose?  I made this picture in 2008 when me no good at Photoshop. Somehow I remember that the mustache belongs to Paul Teutul Sr., so I guess I haven’t had much going on over the last 5 years.

Bill Murray Mustache Madness Update

Bill Murray Mustache 2013

It looks like Bill Murray hasn’t shaved much since the last time we saw him. I think this picture was taken as Bill left a model train convention.

Daryl “Razor” Reaugh

Daryl Reaugh Mustache

Daryl “Razor” Reaugh, or Daryl “I Lost My Razor” Reaugh as the insufferable Chris Berman might call him, is a retired goalie, and current color commentator for the Dallas Stars, The NHL on Versus and Hockey Night in Canada. I don’t know much about hockey ay, but this guys got a nice duster.

Community Gives Me A Happy Rash (What If They Grew A Steesh)

Jim Rash Mustache Dean Pelton Community

First, I apologize for the title of this post. It’s gross in that rashes are gross and also just a horrible joke. Not even close to funny. So, I’M SORRY.

Next, I am really starting to get excited about seeing Jim Rash as Dean Pelton tonight. He is really funny and makes me feel uncomfortable, which I think is a good thing because I’ve heard a lot of girl say the same thing about me.

Finally:

Dean Pelton’s Costumes from Anna Robilotta on Vimeo.

Community Is Back Tonight To Make Us All Happy Again

Danny Pudi Joel McHale Mustache

I’ve been in a bad mood all morning but was just reminded that Community is on tonight. Maybe that will bring me some happy. This picture sure helped a bit. It’s Danny Pudi and Joel McHale all steeshed up.

Who’s Having Sex With The Hen?!

Jerry Stiller Mustache

I was watching Seinfeld last night and couldn’t stop thinking about how much I like Jerry Stiller. Between Frank Costanza on Seinfeld and Arthur Spooner on King of Queens, he has brought me an awful lot of joy.

Watch what got me laughing last night.

Josh Freeman As Michael Jackson With A Baby Tiger (Slightly Modified)

Josh Freeman Michael Jackson Mustache

ESPN the Magazine has put together a music issue featuring athletes posing as famous album covers. Here is Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Josh Freeman as Michael Jackson (slightly modified) on the Thriller cover.

The issue also features NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson as Bob Dylan and track and field sprinter Allyson Felix as Beyoncé. You’ve got to give it to ESPN the Magazine for knowing their audience. They took athletes their readers might usually not care about and dressed them up as musicians they probably don’t care about. 

The Ryan Brothers

Rex and Rob Ryan Mustache Oklahoma State University

Here’s a quick two-for-one to get us through til tomorrow. Rex and Rob Ryan are current NFL coaches but in 1981 they were members of the Southwest Oklahoma State University football team where they sported matching PENCIL THIN STEESHES!!!

Chappelle’s Steesh – Rick James

Dave Chappelle as Rick James

This is pretty much how I know Rick James, as played by Dave Chappelle. Thanks to Chappelle’s Show, a younger generation of people who have no business knowing who Rick James is can tell what his favorite drug was (cocaine).