Monthly Archives: March 2013

Nick Offerman, Why The Hell You Dressed Like A Chicken?!

Nick Offerman Chicken Suit

Our favorite steeshman, Nick Offerman,  was at it again the other night when he appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Not only did he show off that perfect croissant-shaped steesh, he dressed as a chicken as part of the “Chickeneers.” Check out the video below for the all-cluck version of the Lumineers “Ho Hey.”

James Adomian – “Thinnest Mustache Allowable By Law”

James Adomian Mustache

James Adomian is a stand-up comedian and actor. I saw him last night at Zanies in Chicago and he was really funny. I’d heard him many times doing characters like Jesse Ventura and Huell Howser on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast (he also appeared on an episode of the TV show on IFC). He’s not only hilarious, he has a great mustache that he described as the “thinnest mustache allowable by law.”

Trying to tell someone that you think a comedian is very funny can be tricky. I can recommend you go see James Adomian this weekend at Zanies in Chicago because he’s the funniest live comedian I’ve seen since Hannibal Buress, while my cousin Bryan would recommend you go see Jim Belushi because he’s the funniest guy he’s seen since Frank Caliendo. You’ll just have to realize that I have a sense of humor and Bryan has an “According to Jim” poster in his basement.

Mr. Feeny Joins Girl Meets World Pilot

Mr Feeny 2013

This is the first thing I’ve felt compelled to post in a while. William Daniels will reportedly be a part of the Girl Meets World pilot. No word yet if that means Mr. Feeny will be on the much-anticipated reprise of Boy Meets World, but we can all say some prayers. I’d like to imagine that William saw all the hype about the new show and simply faxed, “I’m back” to Michael Jacobs.

Kendall Gill Loses His Cool

Kendall Gill Mustache

I’ve had this picture saved on my computer since January 31, 2013 and thought it would be there forever. It didn’t seem like being a former basketball player and current analyst for the Chicago Bulls was gonna be enough to get him on steeshes.com. But then he PUNCHED A COWORKER. I made a bingo!

(N)ice Mustache

I saw this amazing mustache on this website. The description was this:

Austrian Army Master Sergant Siegfried Schaerzler has icicles in his moustache as he takes part in the international mountain infantrymen contest “Edelweiss Raid 2013” at the military training ground Lizum/Walchen in Wattens some 400 kilometers west of Vienna. — Dieter Nagl, AFP/Getty Images, March 14, 2013

I don’t have anything to say about it. I just wanted to share it.

Christopher Mintz-Plasse – The Mother Steesher

Christopher Mintz-Plasse Mustache Kick Ass 2

Kick Ass 2 has a red band trailer, and in that trailer we see Christopher Mintz-Plasse (I wonder if he has two moms or two dads?) with a steesh. Kick Ass was such a sneaky-good movie, that it might be hard to repeat it. The preview looks good, I just hope Jim Carrey doesn’t get all Jim Carrey in it and ruin it.

You can watch the trailer here.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Paula Deen

Paula Deen Mustache

Paula Dean is a southern cook who uses a lot of butter and once got a ham thrown at her face. The only reason I’m posting this is to share a video I saw the other day that she was in. The video has had over 100,000 views the last 2 days and I am responsible for at least 7 of those.

UDPATE: I can’t figure out how to use the internets. Click here for video.

Adam Driver – A Boy On Girls

Adam Driver Mustache Girls

Adam Driver is a former United States Marine and current Television and film actor. He appears on the HBO series Girls as Adam Sackler (haha). Girls is a pretty good show but for my money, the guys are Girls are the best. I like Adam because it’s nice to see someone in their 20’s that doesn’t look out of place with a steesh or like he is trying too hard.

Derrick Rose Sports New Look After Recovery

Derrick Rose 2013

According to ESPN, Derrick Rose is not 100% physically due to some burning in his hamstrings. Also according to ESPN, Derrick Rose is a middle-aged white man with a mustache. Just kidding guys. I think this is an ad. We’re just having fun over here. It’s just for fun.

Mustached Man Snags 70-Pound Bass

James Bramlett 70 pound striped bass

65-year-old Alabama resident James Bramlett, accompanied by his 43-year-old mustache caught a comically big fish this week. According to the this article, the fish weighed in at a whooping 70 pounds. The photograph looks completely fake because there’s no way this guy could hold up a fish that heavy until you realize it’s hanging from some type of blue rope.

We’d like to congratulate James on his big score. I hope he and his wife and his kids and his neighbors like eating bass. They are going to be eating it 3 meals a day for the next few months.

Daft Swanson

Daft Swanson Mustache

Daft Punk placed an ad during last week’s SNL. It contained a 15 second clip of new music. Some guy looped the 15 seconds into a 10 minute recording. Some genius added a loop to Ron Swanson dancing and suddenly it’s CAN’T MISS stuff. Enjoy:

Rest In Peace – Paul Bearer

Paul Bearer Mustache

Bill Moody, better known as Paul Bearer has passed away. No official word on a cause of death but we’ve all been assuming it would be a heart attack since we first saw him in the early 90’s. Rest in Peace Paul. You were a great entertainer and had amazing facial expressions.

Name That Steesh! – Answer Revealed

Yesterday we showed you this close-up mustache and challenged you to NAME THAT STEESH!

Name That Steesh 1

I want to thank the hundreds of you who sent in a guess. Unfortunately no one was able to name the correct owner of the steesh, Theodore Roosevelt!

Theodore Roosevelt Mustache

Better luck next time.

Name That Steesh!

Welcome to “Name That Steesh!” the fastest growing internet game show, where the audience, given only a close-up of a mustache, must identify the owner. Much like MTV’s “Yo Momma” winners, those who get the correct answer will receive $1000 in cash money* and the respect of their hood.

People are really getting excited about this new game show from Steeshes.com. I was going to tell one of my friends about it but forgot.I’m pretty sure he would have liked the idea. Also, when asked to comment on this exciting new game, famous game show host Chuck Woolery said, “It’s not really a game show by any means. I wouldn’t get your hopes up kid. How does my hair look?

Without further ado, NAME THAT STEESH:

Name That Steesh 1

Good Luck!

*winner will not receive $1000 in cash money

Who Is Casimir Pulaski?

Casimir Pulaski Mustache

Kazimierz Michał Wacław Wiktor Pułaski
, or as his pals refer to him Casimir Pulaski, was a soldier and military commander who has been called “the father of American cavalry”. He was born in Poland before moving to North America. During the American Revolutionary War, he saved the life of George Washington and became a general in the Continental Army.

Pulaski is one of only seven people to be awarded honorary United States citizenship which is impressive, unless one of the other people is Cap’n Crunch or something. I don’t have time to look it up.

According to a google image search, someone had it out for C.P. and went around adding fake mustaches on all the pictures.

Kenan Thompson As Steve Harvey

Kenan Thompson Mustache Steve Harvey

Kenan Thompson has been on SNL since 1993 2003. In his youth, he was in a couple of the best movies of the 90’s, Heavyweights and Mighty Ducks 2. Kenan was a cast member on The Steve Harvey Show which might explain why he does a decent impression of Harvey.

Here is the skit from this weekend where he helps a man get over his phobia of horses while explaining to people that his phobia is falling asleep and having his mustache choke him to death.