Category Archives: Actor Mustache

Michael Showalter/Alan Shemper – Wet Hot American Steesh

 

Michael Showalter Mustache Alan Shemper Wet Hot American Summer
I don’t post on here anymore but it has come to my attention that the preeminent mustache archive was lacking a very important one. One of the best parts of one of my very favorite movies. Enjoy!

POLL RESULTS: Do You Like Your Job?

Thank you to everyone who participated in yesterday’s job poll. As I suspected, the majority of people do not like their jobs, and we have no professional athletes or movie stars visiting this website. Therefore, to amuse those struggling to get through the day, I can feel free to post pictures of famous people with mustaches, and they’ll never know if I make fun of them.

Leonardo Dicaprio Dancing Wolf of Wall Street

A Million Ways To Steesh In The West

Neil Patrick Harris Mustache A Million Ways to Die in the West

 

According to the Onion AV Club review of A Million Ways to Die in the West, Neil Patrick Harris plays an oily proprietor of an upscale “mustachery.” So make sure to see this when it’s no HBO in a few years.

Insert Me Thursday: Tobias Fünke in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

 

Insert Me Thursday: Tobias Fünke in The Big Chill

Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke Big Chill

 

Insert Me Thursday: Tobias Fünke with Carl Weathers in Predator

Today’s theme: Insert Me Thursday!Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke Predator

Action Hero Tobias with his acting coach Carl Weathers in Predator- Double Steesh!

Ethan Suplee and Leonardo DiCaprio Smash Things in The Wolf Of Wall Street

Eithan Suplee Mustache Wolf of Wall Street

 

Above, Ethan Suplee smashes something in a c’caine filled rage in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Below, Leonardo DiCaprio smashes it on the dance floor in a c’caine filled rage in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Leonardo Dicaprio Dancing Wolf of Wall Street

Please Share This With Your Friend Peter On His Birthday

For years I’ve posted pictures to people’s Facebook pages for their birthdays. Sometimes I just google their name and find a picture, or sometimes I make my own. This is the weirdest I ever made. Please, please, please share this with all of the Peters in your life.

Peter Dinklage Happy Birthday

P.S. The Dink is no stranger to the steesh!

Matthew McConaughey As Rust Cohle in True Detective

Matthew McConaughey True Detective Mustache

 

Matthew McConaughey is no stranger to the steesh, as we’ve seen in the past here and here. And now, he’s back with another dandy as the 2012 version of Rust Cohle in HBO’s wonderfully-creepy new show True Detective. If you haven’t watched this show yet, it’s worth it just to see him make those little men out of his beer cans.

Happy Valentine’s Day From Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Valentine

Maybe it’s just me, but for me, getting a valentine from Ron Swanson would be like getting one from the captain of the football team. Or no… I mean captain of the cheerleading squad. Yeah like from a cheerleader.  Knibb High football rules!

Insert Me Anywhere: Tobias Fünke with Carl Weathers in Predator

Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke Predator

Action Hero Tobias with his acting coach Carl Weathers in Predator- Double Steesh!

Insert Me Anywhere: Tobias Fünke in The Big Chill

Insert Me Anywhere Tobias Funke Big Chill

I will get sick of this eventually but I haven’t yet.

Insert Me Anywhere: Tobias Fünke in Wild Hogs

Insert Me Anywere Tobias Funke Wild Hogs

This might just turn into an “Insert Me Anywhere” page for a while. Here’s Tobias with the cast of Wild Hogs 

Insert Me Anywhere: The Acting Styles of Dr. Tobias Fünke

Tobias Funke Insert Me Anywhere Mustache

Well this is pretty great. There is a new Arrested Development promotion out called Insert Me Anywhere and it features videos and pictures of Tobias Fünke (David Cross) in front of a green screen doing different stock characters for James Cameron to use in future movies. The list of characters include Cowpoke, Motorcycle Ruffian, Big Man on Campus (pictured above), along with a few more.

There are hours of fun to be had on this site. I wish I knew anything about editing video because there’s some opportunity there to get him in some fun situations. I had to settle for some photoshopping. Here’s Tobias’ Big Man on Campus character not giving a shit about the Saved by the Bell crew’s smashed up car:

Tobias Funke Saved By the Bell

Marc Maron and Dave Foley

Marc Maron and Dave Foley Mustache

Comedian and podcaster Marc Maron has a new show on Friday nights on IFC called Maron that has been on a for a few weeks. I was able to catch up on it this weekend and to my delight got to see both Maron and fellow comedian Dave Foley with a couple of nice steeshes.

Maron, much like Louis C.K.’s Louie, follows a fictionalized Maron. Even though it’s not as good as the old shows on the TGIF lineup, it pretty good entertainment for a Friday night show.

David Krumholtz – The Cereal King

David Krumholtz Mustache

David Krumholtz has appeared in 69 movies and tv shows since his debut in the 1993 Michael J. Fox movie Life With Mikey. Among other things, he was in The Santa Clause, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, and was even the lead in the show Numb3rs that lasted 6 seasons on CBS. Still, I remember him as Barry Corman “The Cereal King” from his first role. Sure he was kind of a jerk, but you have to respect any child that wears a scarf.

Mad (Steesh)Men – Charlie Hofheimer

Charlie Hofheimer Mustache Mad Men

Charlie Hofheimer plays Peggy Olsen’s boyfriend, Abe Drexler on Mad Men. He is a journalist/writer who basically just lives off Peggy. She just bought an apartment and he’s doing “some light remodeling.” I would do that for a free place to live. Hell, I had to do some light remodeling when I moved into my current apartment, like removing the door knob from my closet door and putting it on my roommate’s bedroom door because it was missing a knob. I wonder what kind of knob problems Abe is dealing with?

Mad (Steesh)Men – Ben Feldman

Ben Feldman Mustache Mad Men

Ben Feldman plays Michael Ginsberg on AMC’s Mad Men. Season 6 of Mad Men takes place in 1968 and as far as I can tell there was a Mustache Boom that year. Also it doesn’t really seem like people had to worry about matching their clothes, as evidence in the above picture. In the last episode a guy was wearing a sweater-turtleneck with a cardigan sweater over it. The double sweater is almost impossible to get away with these days.