Category Archives: Animal Steesh

What If They Grew A Steesh: Harambe

Harambe Mustache_edited-1

 

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Josh Freeman As Michael Jackson With A Baby Tiger (Slightly Modified)

Josh Freeman Michael Jackson Mustache

ESPN the Magazine has put together a music issue featuring athletes posing as famous album covers. Here is Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Josh Freeman as Michael Jackson (slightly modified) on the Thriller cover.

The issue also features NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson as Bob Dylan and track and field sprinter Allyson Felix as Beyoncé. You’ve got to give it to ESPN the Magazine for knowing their audience. They took athletes their readers might usually not care about and dressed them up as musicians they probably don’t care about. 

What Time Does The Puppy Bowl Start?

Puppy Bowl 2013 Mustache

Why the F would we know?! Unless this little guy is playing (or more likely “scouting talent” IYKWIM) we aren’t interested.

What If They Grew A Steesh: A Turkey

Turkey with a Mustache

I don’t think animals can grow mustaches, but this turkey doesn’t even need to go to Turkey for a transplant when I’ve got photoshop and a little bit too much time on my hands.