Bob is the owner of Bob’s Burgers on the Fox show Bob’s Burgers. I’ve now seen 6 of these on Netflix and have ignored at least 5 minutes of each episode, so I don’t know if it’s a good show. The last one I watched had the owner of another restaurant forcing Bob to shave his mustache so that was difficult to watch.
Horatio Magellan Crunch is the cartoon mascot more commonly known as Cap’n Crunch for the cereal of the same name. And because I think we can all agree that Cap’n Crunch is the Shakespeare of cereals that cut up the roof of your mouth, it is only appropriate that he follows W.S.’s post from earlier today.
Today is day 3 of having a squirrel in our office. Unfortunately, I am more afraid of squirrels more than any other common animal, so it’s all I can think about.
If I knew the squirrel had a mustache and beret, I’d be pretty pumped, but I’ve seen the little rat and it doesn’t. It’s got rat eyes and a rat face and I know it’s making plans with other squirrels to take of the entire office space. If you need me, I’ll be at my desk crying.