Category Archives: Animated Steesh
Happy Valentine’s Day – Mustache Card
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Things Tobias Says
I don’t know where this came from. I saved it on my computer and forgot to have a source, but it most likely came from the internet.
Guy N. Cognito – Homer Simpson’s Doppelgänger
Guy N. Cognito is Homer’s look-a-like who unfortunately enters Moe’s just as Homer has been kicked out. Moe beats him unconscious and tosses him to the street:
Homer: Oh, my God, this man is my exact double!
Homer: That dog has a fluffy tail!
Homer: Come here, fluff!
Bob’s Mustache
Bob is the owner of Bob’s Burgers on the Fox show Bob’s Burgers. I’ve now seen 6 of these on Netflix and have ignored at least 5 minutes of each episode, so I don’t know if it’s a good show. The last one I watched had the owner of another restaurant forcing Bob to shave his mustache so that was difficult to watch.
Horatio Magellan Crunch
Horatio Magellan Crunch is the cartoon mascot more commonly known as Cap’n Crunch for the cereal of the same name. And because I think we can all agree that Cap’n Crunch is the Shakespeare of cereals that cut up the roof of your mouth, it is only appropriate that he follows W.S.’s post from earlier today.
Squirrel Steesh
Today is day 3 of having a squirrel in our office. Unfortunately, I am more afraid of squirrels more than any other common animal, so it’s all I can think about.
If I knew the squirrel had a mustache and beret, I’d be pretty pumped, but I’ve seen the little rat and it doesn’t. It’s got rat eyes and a rat face and I know it’s making plans with other squirrels to take of the entire office space. If you need me, I’ll be at my desk crying.
