Category Archives: Burn in Hell Steesh

Happy Steesh-O-Ween

I sure I wish I had time to make some new Horror Movie Villains with steeshes, but it’s not possible. So today I’ll shares some of my favorite scary, creepy or Halloween themed steeshes:

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A More Efficient Michael Myers

Michael Myers on a segway

 

Continuing with our horror theme for today, here is something that came up after a discussion I had about how Michael Myers could be much more efficient in his killings if he took the time to get himself a ride. I suggested a bike, a friend suggested a segway, and that was that.

Enjoy Your Nightmares

Old mustache man and dummy

 

It’s difficult to say what this is all about, but if you’re into it there are plenty more where that came from. Can you imagine that guy coming to your 8th birthday party with his Chucky/Butcher/Dead Eyed doll?

One of the cretinous cheapskates who owns the Chicago Bears: George McCaskey

george mccaskey mustache

*If you were to look up “scumbag” in the dictionary, you wouldn’t see George McCaskey’s picture because [a] the dictionary doesn’t have pictures and [b] I don’t think dictionaries are produced anymore. But for arguments sake let’s say the dictionary is still mass produced and does contain pictures, you still might not see George McCaskey’s picture. There’s been a lot of scumbags over time. I forget where I was going with this. Anyways, George Halas owned and coached the Chicago Bears football team, a perenial powerhouse. Since then, the generations of family members that followed have all been Fredo Correleone’s without a single Michael. George is another Fredo. In fact, he’s even growing a mustache like one.

*I don’t know much about the Chicago Bears or George McCaskey. I got my information from people’s twitter feeds. That’s an acceptable source in 2013, right?

What if they grew a Steesh: This is Zeev Katz, evil twin of Raanan Katz

Raanan Katz Mustache

In the spirit of day time soap operas, we present the mustache of Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. Raanan Katz has been all over the internets recently for suing Google (dodged a bullet, Bing) for an unflattering still of himself. When you’re rich and bored, you have the time to sue Google.

We want to repeat, REPEAT, that the above picture is Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. It’s NOT Raanan Katz. I’m trying to put my kid through college with the profits on the website.

Movie Poster Mustache- Death Wish 5: The Steesh of Death

charles bronson mustache

Or Death Wish V, if you want to get fancy.

“No judge.
No jury.
No appeals.
No deals.”

Now that’s a movie tagline, fit for a steeshed vigilante.

What If They Grew A Steesh: Kathy Bates in Misery

Kathy Bates in Misery scares me more than Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger combined.