I sure I wish I had time to make some new Horror Movie Villains with steeshes, but it’s not possible. So today I’ll shares some of my favorite scary, creepy or Halloween themed steeshes:
Freddy Krueger is the fanciest of horror villains because he wears a sweater and a fedora.
Clifford might not be a horror movie, or even Halloween themed, but good golly is Martin Short creepy in it
Avoiding obsessed fans like Kathy Bates in Misery is one of the reasons I don’t post as on this website anymore.
H.H. Holmes built a hotel of death (AKA Murder Caste) during Chicago’s World Fair. I would be even more afraid to visit the site of the hotel today because I am afraid of waiting in line, and it is a U.S. Post Office.
I know we are showing a lot of scary pictures. Don’t be afraid. Steve is here for us.
I really am afraid of stalkers, even though no one will ever stalk me. Here is Robert De Nero from The King of Comedy, who if you’re not careful with, might do a murder to you.
Raul Julia was not at all scary in The Addams Family movies. He was suave, and so was his mustache.
Raul Julie was so suave he had a baby with a mustache. Pubert Addams was played by two baby girls, Kaitlyn Hooper and Kristen Hooper.
On Halloween we stuff ourselves with candy. On any day, Jeffery Dahmer stuffed himself with humans.
And finally, why in the world does Michael Myers walk so slowly to do murders? Any wheeled transportation would hasten his horror.
Continuing with our horror theme for today, here is something that came up after a discussion I had about how Michael Myers could be much more efficient in his killings if he took the time to get himself a ride. I suggested a bike, a friend suggested a segway, and that was that.
It’s difficult to say what this is all about, but if you’re into it there are plenty more where that came from. Can you imagine that guy coming to your 8th birthday party with his Chucky/Butcher/Dead Eyed doll?
*If you were to look up “scumbag” in the dictionary, you wouldn’t see George McCaskey’s picture because [a] the dictionary doesn’t have pictures and [b] I don’t think dictionaries are produced anymore. But for arguments sake let’s say the dictionary is still mass produced and does contain pictures, you still might not see George McCaskey’s picture. There’s been a lot of scumbags over time. I forget where I was going with this. Anyways, George Halas owned and coached the Chicago Bears football team, a perenial powerhouse. Since then, the generations of family members that followed have all been Fredo Correleone’s without a single Michael. George is another Fredo. In fact, he’s even growing a mustache like one.
*I don’t know much about the Chicago Bears or George McCaskey. I got my information from people’s twitter feeds. That’s an acceptable source in 2013, right?
In the spirit of day time soap operas, we present the mustache of Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. Raanan Katz has been all over the internets recently for suing Google (dodged a bullet, Bing) for an unflattering still of himself. When you’re rich and bored, you have the time to sue Google.
We want to repeat, REPEAT, that the above picture is Zeev Katz, the evil twin of Raanan Katz. It’s NOT Raanan Katz. I’m trying to put my kid through college with the profits on the website.
I just remembered it’s Halloween! No one brought candy to work so I’m not really in the spirit. Here is a picture of Michel Myers from Halloween. I believe this comes from Halloween 4 since it’s the creepiest I could find that was easy to work with.