Category Archives: Fake Steesh

donald trump mustache wall

I feel like this guy has been in the news a little bit lately. Here is Donald Trump with a fake steesh, which is possibly the only thing that could make him palatable.

I hope that some friendly Mexican boarder village builds a wall and paints the above mural on it just to warn anyone who has thoughts of immigrating here there’s a 50% chance of having to deal with Trump for the next four years.

Parks and Recreation + Porn Parody = Porks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Porn Parady Porks and Recreations

I guess if something gets popular enough porn is going to parody it. Porks and Recreation does just that to Parks and Recreation. I didn’t watch the trailer because I’m at work and I want to be able to come back tomorrow, but you can get it here.

I don’t think I’d even care to watch it. It’s a damn shame that the merging of Ron Swanson and pornography couldn’t even yield a real mustache.

Josh Freeman As Michael Jackson With A Baby Tiger (Slightly Modified)

Josh Freeman Michael Jackson Mustache

ESPN the Magazine has put together a music issue featuring athletes posing as famous album covers. Here is Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Josh Freeman as Michael Jackson (slightly modified) on the Thriller cover.

The issue also features NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson as Bob Dylan and track and field sprinter Allyson Felix as Beyoncé. You’ve got to give it to ESPN the Magazine for knowing their audience. They took athletes their readers might usually not care about and dressed them up as musicians they probably don’t care about. 

What If They Grew A Steesh: A Turkey

Turkey with a Mustache

I don’t think animals can grow mustaches, but this turkey doesn’t even need to go to Turkey for a transplant when I’ve got photoshop and a little bit too much time on my hands.

Mustache Transplants Exist In Turkey

Turkish Mustache

Here at Steeshes.com our motto probably should be “We search ‘mustache’ in Google News so you don’t have to.” As you can imagine, a lot of the time it results in mug shots, or more often than not, it results in nothing. Well today, WE GOT ONE!

Apparently, mustaches are such a big deal in Turkey that guys are willing to get Mustache Transplants!

“Oh, so a few yam-bags have had surgery in order to have a mustache?”

In Istanbul alone there are over 250 clinics that offer mustache transplants and the article uses phraseology like “Hair tourism,” which makes me feel more uncomfortable than I can express in words.

Katy Perry Mans Up On Ellen

Katy Perry Mustache Ellen

Katy Perry helped Ellen Degeneres celebrate her 55th birthday last week by coming on her show dressed as a male game show host. Male Katy hosted a game called “Grab Ellen’s Bust” which sounds inappropriate if you ask me. I wouldn’t know though. I turned off the video 30 seconds in because I was feeling embarrassed for some of the audience members and how excited they were getting.

JaVale McGee – Finger Steeshing (Safe For Work, I Promise)

JaVale McGee Mustache

Last night, JaVale McGee of the Denver Nuggets threw himself an alley-oop off the backboard and then celebrated by giving himself a finger steesh. I’ve never heard of JaVale McGee, and frankly I think saying his name aloud makes me sound like I’m having a stroke, but I can become a fan if he does more stuff like that.

Here’s the video:

Eliza Coupe – Steeshy Endings

Eliza Coupe Mustache Gallagher

 

Eliza Coupe plays Jane on the very funny ABC comedy Happy Endings. Here she is dressed as Gallagher, marking his second appearance on steeshes.com in parody form but zero times as himself or his brother.

Judd Apatow Guest-Edited Vanity Fair, Likes the Steesh

Judd Apatow, famed writer, director and producer, can now also call himself a magazine editor. He took over the editing duties for this months Vanity Fair for their first ever comedy issue. It may be their first comedy issue but it is just another in a long line of Vanity Fair issues that I’ll never purchase.

Why is this relevant to steeshes? There are 3 covers and each one includes a beautiful mustache.

Paul Rudd:

Paul Rudd Vanity Fair Mustache

Ben Stiller:

Ben Stiller Vanity Fair Mustache

Will Ferrell:

Will Ferrell Vanity Fair Mustache

Well done, Judd.

Rich Koz – ‘Svengoolie’

Everyone’s favorite horror-movie host, Richard Koz, better known as Svengoolie, is recovering from a heart attack he suffered this past weekend. I don’t think I’ve ever watched his show but for some reason I love him.

A few years ago I saw a guy dressed as him for Halloween and my cousin and I went crazy. I think we took about 5 pictures with him. Here’s to a speedy recovery!

SNL Gillette Parody Makes Commercial Even Creepier

I mentioned months ago how much I disliked the Gillette commercials with Andre 3000 and Adrien Brody. Now SNL joined the party, and by joined the party I mean replicated the exact commercial only adding super creep Jerry Sandusky:

Joseph Gordon Levitt XXX

 

Joseph Gordon Levitt hosted another pretty good SNL over the weekend. They had him wearing a steesh as the son of the Most Interesting Man in the World in a spoof of the Dos Equis commercials. The beer is called Tres Equis, and I tried to get myself fired today by searching “Joseph Gordon Levitt XXX.”

You can watch the video on NBC.com if you have a few hours to kill while their website  loads.

Seth MacFarlane Gets a Steve Harvey Makeover

The new season of SNL premiered this weekend with host Seth MacFarlane. In one particularly funny bit, Steve Harvey’s new daytime talk show has a makeover segment where he makes Seth MacFarlane’s character over to look just like him. It doesn’t take much to amuse me.

Update: I tried to embed the video earlier, but as we all know Hulu is the devil so here is the link:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/401530?playlist_id=1106

Penelope Cruz as Mario

Nintendo had the right idea about hiring Penelope Cruz to dress as Mario in a new ad. Where they went wrong is not having her dress in the Mario Bikini that may or may not exist yet.

Mustache Bandit

 

Troy Mullner was nicknamed “The Mustache Bandit” after a string of robberies in Nevada earlier this year. He was just convicted of these crimes.

This guy is a yambag. First off, he thought putting a fake mustache on would make him harder to recognize. Wrong. A mustache will catch people’s attention and make them want to meet you. Get to know you.

Secondly, this guy is robbing Subway Sandwich shops and Radio Shack stores. It’s as if he sat down and planned out the places that would have the least amount of money in the drawers and decided to rob them. I’m surprised he didn’t try to rob a Handy Andy or Blockbuster.

 

Mr. Potato Head

 

Mr. Potato Head is 60 years old. Wikipedia actually had some interesting facts about it –

“It was the first toy advertised on television and has remained in production since its debut. The toy was originally produced as separate plastic parts with pushpins that could be stuck into a real potato or other vegetable. However, due to complaints regarding rotting vegetables and new government safety regulations, Hasbro began including a plastic potato body within the toy set.”

The original concept was great for teaching kids about life and death and how all good things eventually come to an end.

Stachify: The Mustache Camera

If you can afford a fancy phone but can’t grow a fancy mustache, the people at Steeshify Stachify have you covered. You can download their app, which is billed to be “like Instagram, but for mustaches.” Sure it is.

You will have to pay $0.99 for Stachify, but it might be worth it. I would download it to try it out, but in the past I got burned by iTunes because they store your credit card information and Internet gypsies are ruthless.

Sarah Silverman’s Pro Choice – TBS Just for Laughs Chicago

On Saturday, Sarah Silverman hosted a line up of comics that included, Reggie Watts, Marc Maron, Kyle Dunnigan (who came out as a character named Craig, who I recognized from Reno 911!), Natasha Leggero, and it all got started by Hannibal Buress, who I had already seen earlier in the week. This was a serious group of comedians, none of which let me down.

Reggie Watts, was probably the most impressive. He showed off his combination of music and improv talents, my favorite of which was a song about a guy who got up to use the bathroom during Reggie’s performance.

Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies… – TBS Just for Laughs Chicago

Stephan Merchant, who is the Emmy and Golden Globe award winning co-creator of BBC’s The Office has decided to try his hand at stand-up. I didn’t know what to expect going in, only having seen him on the Ricky Gervais Show. I don’t know if the show was very funny, or I was charmed by his British accent, but I really enjoyed the act.

Merchant made it pretty clear from the start of the show that he was attempting this new venture as a way to distance himself, and his money, from Ricky Gervais. He gave examples of ways that Ricky has overshadowed him in the past, including visuals of newspaper headlines and magazine articles.

Merchant tells plenty of jokes, but the show is more of an account told in stories of the difficultly brought on by being a 6′ 7″ nerd, and his unsuccessful attempt at finding a wife. For his first attempt at parting ways with Gervais, Merchant holds his own. The show is definitely worth checking out if you get a chance.

OR

The show was garbage, but that accent is amazing.

The Mustached Men of The Office

I believe this comes from the episode where Jim, Dwight and Michael drive to the Utica branch to steal a copy machine? I came across it while looking for Michael Richard’s pictures and didn’t want to waste it.

If you ever see a guy with a mustache like Jim’s, just step away. He’s there to kill you.

We Salute You: Newburgh Free Academy

Steeshes.com would like to salute the Newburgh Free Academy. This school honored a former teacher with “Fake Mustache Friday.” There is no greater tribute.

The students & faculty also plan on commemorating this former teacher with a memorial bench. We have a suggestion: