I feel like this guy has been in the news a little bit lately. Here is Donald Trump with a fake steesh, which is possibly the only thing that could make him palatable.
I hope that some friendly Mexican boarder village builds a wall and paints the above mural on it just to warn anyone who has thoughts of immigrating here there’s a 50% chance of having to deal with Trump for the next four years.
Daft Punk placed an ad during last week’s SNL. It contained a 15 second clip of new music. Some guy looped the 15 seconds into a 10 minute recording. Some genius added a loop to Ron Swanson dancing and suddenly it’s CAN’T MISS stuff. Enjoy:
Welcome to “Name That Steesh!” the fastest growing internet game show, where the audience, given only a close-up of a mustache, must identify the owner. Much like MTV’s “Yo Momma” winners, those who get the correct answer will receive $1000 in cash money* and the respect of their hood.
People are really getting excited about this new game show from Steeshes.com. I was going to tell one of my friends about it but forgot.I’m pretty sure he would have liked the idea. Also, when asked to comment on this exciting new game, famous game show host Chuck Woolery said, “It’s not really a game show by any means. I wouldn’t get your hopes up kid. How does my hair look?
Since 2005, Intervention has helped many drug and alcohol addicts get over their addiction, as well as helped me get over a few rough weekends, especially in college. Going out three nights in a row didn’t look so bad compared to a woman doing vodka shooters at 9am and yelling about her babies (Sylvia).
Jeff Vanvonderen is my favorite Interventionist on the show. He is no nonsense. He is also not without fault as he had a brief relapse of his own in 2008. He quickly got back on the wagon and continues to help people get their lives on track and more importantly he never lost his mustache.
We need more mustached men in the news. This website is turning into a celebrity birthday site and a place that I confess to all the bad movies and shows I’ve watched. Luckily for me, this one falls into the birthday category and I have not recently watched Dancing With Wolves. So – happy 55th birthday Kevin Costner.