Chase Carey is the President, Chief Operating Officer, and Deputy Chairman of Steesh News Corporation, a major international mustache media conglomerate.
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Category Archives: Fluffy Pushbroom Steesh
Mustache Magnet
Continuing with the mustache gift series, here is a Mustache Magnet that would annoy please anyone. This isn’t just a cute little mustache magnet you can throw on a picture to make it look the like person has a steesh. This thing is over 2 feet long!
I recommend buying it for anyone who takes the decorating of their refrigerator too seriously. After all, it’s just there to keep your hot dogs from spoiling.
H.H. Holmes
H.H. Holmes is said to be America’s first serial killer. He built a hotel where he would gas his unsuspecting visitors. Instead of breaking up with his girlfriends he would kill them and then sell their skeletons to medical schools. It makes you wonder why people with mustaches sometimes get a bad wrap.
Rich Uncle Pennybags
Shahid Khan
Shahid Khan is the pending owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars. My guess is the league is waiting to make it official until they can prove that the steesh is real.
Ty Burrell
Wednesday Night TV Steesh: Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy on Modern Family.
The Swedish Chef
In honor of The Muppets, which is being released today. Hopefully it is consistent with Jason Segel’s previous play, A Taste for Love.
Dish Network Cowboy
If you’re watching football today, you’ve seen this guy 15 times already. It’s everyone’s favorite the Dish Network Cowboy. Imagine how much chili he gets caught in that thing.
Will Shortz
Crossword puzzle editor for the New York Times; Heartbreaker in that shirt
Warren Brusstar
Pitcher; World Series Champion; Robin Williams hairy
John Gregg – A Politician We Can Trust
John Gregg is running for Governor of Indiana in 2012 and apparently running as a member of the Steesh party. Unfortunately I don’t vote in Indiana, but I will be writing him in for President.
Moustair – A New Breed of Steesh
They say there is no denying genius. Or maybe I just made that up. Either way you’re going to want to see this.
Jesse Ventura
Wrestler; Actor; Governor; Current resident of Mexico
Mike Ramsey
David Mirkin
Dan Snarr
Jimmy Olander
Lee Van Cleef
Jeff Fisher
Jack Warden
Tim Tschida
Nick Cave
Albert Einstein
Gabe Kaplan
Dick Butkus
