Chase Carey is the President, Chief Operating Officer, and Deputy Chairman of
Steesh News Corporation, a major international mustache media conglomerate.
Continuing with the mustache gift series, here is a Mustache Magnet that would
annoy please anyone. This isn’t just a cute little mustache magnet you can throw on a picture to make it look the like person has a steesh. This thing is over 2 feet long!
I recommend buying it for anyone who takes the decorating of their refrigerator too seriously. After all, it’s just there to keep your hot dogs from spoiling.
H.H. Holmes is said to be America’s first serial killer. He built a hotel where he would gas his unsuspecting visitors. Instead of breaking up with his girlfriends he would kill them and then sell their skeletons to medical schools. It makes you wonder why people with mustaches sometimes get a bad wrap.
If you’re watching football today, you’ve seen this guy 15 times already. It’s
everyone’s favorite the Dish Network Cowboy. Imagine how much chili he gets caught in that thing.
John Gregg is running for Governor of Indiana in 2012 and apparently running as a member of the Steesh party. Unfortunately I don’t vote in Indiana, but I will be writing him in for President.
They say there is no denying genius. Or maybe I just made that up. Either way you’re going to want to see this.