Krzysztof Putra was a politician from the great country of Poland, but tragically died in a plane crash in April 2010. As Billy Joel said, “Only the incredibly steeshed die young.” At least that’s what I think he said. Billy Joel’s music is ear cancer.
In November, we had a post about Badamsinh Juwansinh Gurjar and his World’s Longest mustache. Today I’m terrified to tell you that someone has broken this record.
Ram Singh Chauhan of India has the world’s longest mustache, 14 feet, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.
Robert Emory Evans (July 15, 1856 – July 8, 1925) was a Nebraska Republican politician, and are you flat out kidding me with that mustache?! I bet he was an umpire in his spare time and used that thing to dust off the plate between innings.
Pops was the stage doorman for the Muppet Theater. He was supposed to greet the guests when they first arrived — though the nearsighted and forgetful Pops invariably needed to ask “Who’re you?” in his slight country accent.
In the years since the Muppet Show, it’s been theorized that Pops was not nearsighted at all, rather he was blinded by his out of control steesh but refused to trim it because he liked the way it looked.
From The Art of Manliness, a steesh style guide.
This man has the World’s Longest Mustache, for some reason.
In honor of The Muppets, which is being released today. Hopefully it is consistent with Jason Segel’s previous play, A Taste for Love.
