I’m kind of bummed that it took me this long to realize that Mt. Rushmore is a whiskered cliff. Of course the mustached likeness of Theodore Roosevelt was carved into the granite cliff that is now known as Mount Rushmore
Mike Helton is the president of NASCAR. He looks the part.
Robert Todd Lincoln was the eldest son of our 16th President, Abraham Lincoln. His father may have freed the slaves, but Robert Todd Lincoln could grow hair directly above his upper lip. Suck it Abe.
On November 18, 1886, former President Chester Alan Arthur died of complications from a debilitating kidney ailment. A moment of silence please.
Two steeshes don’t make a right, but they do make a very interesting campaign video.
NBA Commissioner David Stern when he had some authority.
I just came across this picture of David Stern and something tells me that if he was still wearing his mustache the NBA season would be in full swing right now with a BRI split of 75/25 favoring the owners.
Update 12/9/11: He’s completely lost it and we all know why… grow that shit back, David!
He might be the President in the November. If he wants to lock it up, he needs to grow this gray tickler. Good luck in the election, Senator Obama.
