Category Archives: Ron Swanson Steesh

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Happy Valentine’s Day From Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Valentine

Maybe it’s just me, but for me, getting a valentine from Ron Swanson would be like getting one from the captain of the football team. Or no… I mean captain of the cheerleading squad. Yeah like from a cheerleader.  Knibb High football rules!

Parks and Recreation + Porn Parody = Porks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Porn Parady Porks and Recreations

I guess if something gets popular enough porn is going to parody it. Porks and Recreation does just that to Parks and Recreation. I didn’t watch the trailer because I’m at work and I want to be able to come back tomorrow, but you can get it here.

I don’t think I’d even care to watch it. It’s a damn shame that the merging of Ron Swanson and pornography couldn’t even yield a real mustache.

Enjoy Your Weekend – Bowling Edition

Hey everyone, it’s the weekend! Please enjoy it so much.

Tomorrow I’ll go bowling. I trows ’em like Ron:

Sure this is an exact copy of a post from last year, but I only bowl like twice a year so get off my back.

Nick Offerman, Why The Hell You Dressed Like A Chicken?!

Nick Offerman Chicken Suit

Our favorite steeshman, Nick Offerman,  was at it again the other night when he appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Not only did he show off that perfect croissant-shaped steesh, he dressed as a chicken as part of the “Chickeneers.” Check out the video below for the all-cluck version of the Lumineers “Ho Hey.”