Any free time I encounter at work I spend listening to my office-mates talking about the weather.
This is something that was said just 1 minute ago, “It’s snowing outside. Was it supposed to snow today?”
If I had to guess, I’d say it was supposed to snow today seeing as it is snowing today..
It’s always cold in my office. Always.
I fear that my coworkers call me “Nips” or “PowerPoints” behind my back due to the previously mentioned cold conditions in my office.
How can my armpits sweat when it’s so cold in here?
I’m serious. I’ve used “prescription strength” antiperspirant before and that does nothing. It might have even made them more immune to other antiperspirants.
I often wear colors that mask the appearance of the sweat. I find white works best, and I make a point to only wear white shirts to weddings after a pretty embarrassing Blue-Shirt incident in the summer of 2011.
So yeah, things have been going on the past 8 months. You can understand why I haven’t posted anything. I think I’ll start making some post soon that have to do with mustaches and whatever else seems like it might be appropriate.
It’s with my great pleasure that I bring you this important news:
Most people who search for pictures of Weird Al on the internet do so using the yahoo search engine.
Oh wait, that is neither important nor news, just something I’ve noticed today with over 50 referrals from yahoo on the search term “Weird Al Yankovic.”
I just assume people use Yahoo because they are dissatisfied with Google, claiming Google is “too convenient” or “it get’s me what I’m looking for every single time, even that picture of Massimo from Kicking and Screaming that I needed to find this past Sunday.”
I made a Steeshbook page a few months ago, but haven’t really done much to publicize it. It now has a nice collection of posts on it, so I think it’s worth following. You’ll get the same updates you would on twitter without those pesky spambots that “want to sex with you, with much love.”
Please share this link with anyone you think might enjoy it. The more followers I get, the more money I make ($0.00 per follower).