I decided today that I’m going to share some of my favorite Steesh-look-a-likes from the last few years. Please feel free to continue to not care about them.
In 1997, John Waters voiced John on The Simpsons in an episode called “Homer’s Phobia.” This is one of my favorite episode. It finds Homer upset that the rest of the family is tagging around with a gay man. It is also where the mustached man of the Anvil shows up.
If you’ve never seen this one you should check it out on the internet, the tv or email me and I’ll get a group of friends together and we can act it out for you in full.
Cooder, voiced by Jim Varney, appeared in the episode “Bart Carny” in the Simpsons’ 12th season. He tricked the Simpsons out of their house by sending them on a boat cruise. Eventually Homer bets Cooder that he can throw a hula hoop on to the chimney to get the house back, but the Simpsons run into the house and lock the door before he even throws it. Homer rejoices until he notices that his ass groove has been changed in the couch.
You don’t like my descriptions of the episode? Watch the episode yourself then, jerk. It’s 14 years old. You could have seen it by now.
Jebedia Springfield is the founder of Springfield on the Simpsons. His original name is Hans Sprungfeld. Hans was a horrible blood thirsty pirate that tried to kill George Washington. He needed to hide out, so he did what any man would do and hid his upper lip with some hair and then no one figured out who he really was until an 8 year old did some research hundreds of years later. By that time the steesh drug had set in and no one really cared because he looked so good.